You guys have no sense of humor.
Yup, that’s me in a nut shell… humorless Joseph. 
JES just reeded up an old cracked Lambe chanter for one of my students, and did quite a nice job of it. That’s probably why he is feeling grouchy, and moving my jokes to the wrong forum. Sorry Joe, next time I’ll send you an Egan chanter!
Egan, hmmmmmm, sounds tasty!
Whadda ya mean??? I made a typical smart assed wisecrack!
…oh you mean REAL humour. Gotcha.
These pipes speak with forked tongues and are instruments of the devil.
There sat auld Nick, in shape o’ beast;
A towzie tyke, black, grim, and large,
To gie them music was his charge:
He scre’d the pipes and gart them skirl,