Someone should get a smiting for this...

Whistle
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http://www.tradcentre.com/dialup/whistlejokes.html

:angry:

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:laughing:

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:sleep:

Dire,
D.

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:boggle:

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Recycled banjo jokes.

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How about this:

What do you call 100 freshly-shot whistle students lying bleeding and twitching in an open quicklime grave?



A good start. :smiling_imp:

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!

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Itā€™s ok. We donā€™t expect good taste from pipers.

:wink:

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:laughing: :laughing: Get stuck in there Bloomie,let him have it. :laughing: :laughing:

Slan,
D.

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An extensive collection of musician jokes is on the website of occasional C&F contributor Wendy Morrison:

http://www.klezmusic.com/sbx-info/jokesToC.html

One of my favorites: How can you tell the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

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Which are recycled viola jokesā€¦

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Which are recycled drummer jokesā€¦

There wasnā€™t a single one on this page i havenā€™t seen elsewhere - such a shame :slight_smile:

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Q: Why is a drum machine better than a live bodhran player?



A: Because you only have to punch the rhythm into the machine once.

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orā€¦

Q: Why is a drum machine better than a live bodhran player?

A: Because you can turn the machine off.

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Actually, with the right tools you can switch off a bodhran player, too, but the catch is that you can never switch them back on again. :devil:

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You must mean, ā€œwe donā€™t yet know how to expect good taste from Pipers.ā€ :wink:

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Some of those were the same as the U.P jokes on the same site. I say the same GHBs players are hated the most. :smiley: