There must be loads of jokes about pipers, piping, etc. To get this thread started, where’s a (funny) true story:
On the way to Killington last August, the minivan we rented was absolutely bursting at the seams. There were 7 people - my wife, two children, 2 friends, my teenage niece and me. The boot/trunk was full of bags. My pipes were under the rear seat and my reedmaking toolbox was in the passenger foot-well.
One of my friends who was sitting in the passenger seat (and who knows little about the piping) asked what was in the toolbox. “My reedmaking kit”, I replied. “What’s reedmaking?”, my friend asked. Before I had time to reply, my teenage niece said “It’s like knitting but for men”.