A gentleman parked is car at a restaraunt leaving his set of Uilleann pipes
laying on the back seat. After enjoying a wonderful evening meal in the
restaruant he returned to his car to find the back window smashed.
Fearing the worst, he looked into the back seat, and saw an additional set
of pipes.
In real life, this only happens to piano accordion players!
Wicked, Bill, wicked!
djm
what’s the least common phrase in the english language?
“Is that the piper’s porsche?”
What have you got if you have an uilleann piper buried up to their neck in concrete?
Not enough concrete!
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch”?
Chucking a set of pipes into a skip without them touching the sides . . .
If you throw a set of pipes and a bodhran off the top of a block of flats, which hits the ground first?
Who cares?
What’s the definition of a minor second?
Two uillean pipers playing in unison . . . .
And there’s plenty more where they came from . .
Paddy Keenan finally succeeded in throwing his away perhaps?