shoes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

Yes. Thanks to that vid I hear, somewhat routinely, the following phrases from my girls:

“Thanks mom and dad!”

“What the hell?” (correct intonation important)
and…

“Stupid boy.”

I love her.

One Halloween my daughter and her best friend Shawn dressed as men dressed as women.

Long story short, no one would believe they actually were women because, well, women don’t dress themselves that way unless they’re actually men.

Even more shoes.

RuPaul said “People call me a female impersonator. I am not a female impersonator. How many females do you know who wear four inch heels and nine inch heels?” Or something like that.

:laughing: :laughing:

Slan,
D. :laughing: :laughing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXDqaMNL-h0

His diction is appaling.

Richard Thompson - Don’t Sit On My Jimmy Choos lyrics
Artist: Richard Thompson lyrics
Album: Rumor and Sigh
Year: 1991
Title: Don’t Sit On My Jimmy Choos





When the party hit full swing
I saw you come reeling in
You had that six-pack in a stranglehold
Now you stagger, now you sway
Why don’t you fall the other way
'Cause I’ve got something here worth more than gold

I said “Don’t sit on my Jimmy Choos
Don’t sit on my Jimmy Chos
They don’t mend with sticky tape and glue
Don’t sit on my Jimmy Choos
Don’t sit on my Jimmy Chos
And that’s my very best advice to you”

Call me precious, I don’t mind
78s are hard to find
You just can’t get the shellac since the war
This one’s the Beltona brand
Finest label in the land
They don’t make them like that anymore

I said “Don’t sit on my Jimmy Choos
Don’t sit on my Jimmy Choos
Unless you want to wind up black and blue
Don’t sit on my Jimmy Chos
Don’t sit on my Jimmy Choos
And that’s my very best advice to you”

Darling though you’re twice my size
I don’t mean to patronize
Honey let me lead you by the hand
Find a lap or find a chair
You can park it anywhere
Just don’t rest your cheeks against my man

I said “Don’t sit on my Jimmy Choos
Don’t sit on my Jimmy Choos
They don’t mend with sticky tape and glue
Don’t sit on my Jimmy Choos
Don’t sit on my Jimmy Choos
And that’s my very best advice to you”

No shindig is half complete
Without that famous polka beat
That’s why they invite me, I suppose
Waltzes, strathspeys, eights, some reels
Now you know how good it feels
Crank that handle babe, away she goes

I said “Don’t sit on my Jimmy Choos
Don’t sit on my Jimmy Choos
Unless you want to wind up black and blue”
I said “Don’t sit on my Jimmy Choos
Don’t sit on my Jimmy Choos
That’s my very best advice to you”


Slan,
D.
:smiley:

Cute.
I had never heard of being “rick rolled” until my daughter and her boyfriend were here over the weekend, and he got rolled. (and then, he explained, felt compelled to watch the entire vid as penance.)

Had this thread not followed that introduction to the phenomenon, I’d have had no idea what your point was.

So, there you go.

RT!!! :thumbsup:

Now that I am Dead

Perhaps you could enlighten me. I endured that entire video and have no idea what the heck is “rick rolled”.

Edit: Thanks to Wiki I now get it. Those are 5 minutes I’ll never get back.

BTW Jack, I love the Shoes video.

5 minutes that you might have profitably and productively spent reading threads about the worst home-cooked meal, or nail-gun accidents, or the wheather in Seattle. You’ll find that knowing what it is to be rick-rolled will pay for it self many times over, in the short run and the long.

Or would have, like, 4 months ago, when people were still doing it…
Also, it turns out that all your base are belong to us.

Nothing wrong with Rick, God bless him.

A lesser man would mention the rare typo but I consider myself slightly above that.

Slan,
D. :smiley:

or not :wink:

Oh good. I can continue to take perverse pride in being out of the rapidly spinning loop.

Jack, I assume you’ve seen other Liamshow episodes?
I like “Let me Borrow That Top” (warning: mature topics):

EDIT: Wrong link redacted. See below.

I can’t tell what Kelly’s accent is supposed to be. I thought
Wisconsin, maybe, but does anyone really say “Betch”?

:blush: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPDl2g8Upvk :blush:

Good man. I floobed the wrong whatsitz.

I’m planning on spending some time this weekend watching every Liamshow video I can find. What talent! A perfect example of how to use the internet to become famous.