OT.Worst Website.

There really is some s%&t out there so I thought we could all have a laugh,so post your favourite WORST website.

Mine has to be www.stormproductions.biz

Check it at your peril.

So what is the WORST site you know and remember kids may be watching.

Phil

You asked for it. :wink:

http://www.kerrywhistles.com/info.php

http://www.gunthernet.com/?new

:smiling_imp:

ooooookay… i think we can stop there… :laughing:

Bloomfield takes whistle lessons from Gunther, you know. I wouldn’t be too hasty to judge.

Well, I’m sure the worst web site probably installs worms and the like, and has a hundred vile popups, and I wouldn’t endeavor to locate such a site.

I’ll mention this site, though, just because it did come to mind. Even as diploma mill rackets go, it’s… I don’t know… http://www.pulc.com

I understand that’s Bloo’s adulation has led him to adopt the mullet, as well.

Wow Walden, that’s…um…great! I wonder if “What’s New Pastor Jack” is available in ABC.

There isn’t any one site in particular I would list but some of the characteristics of sites I do not like are:

• Upon access music begins to play (usually some cheesy sounding MIDI file) and there is no way to turn it off.
• To view it well or at all you have to have broadband or T1 (like there is no one left in the world using dial-up…sheesh). And often the animated hoo-ha, or whatever, really isn’t worth the bandwidth anyway!
• Sites requiring Macromedia plug-ins, Java, etc.
• Poor design that makes navigating through it more trouble than it is worth.
• Pop-ups galore
• Sites that demand contact information in order to access pages or downloads.

I like sites that are lean, not a lot of flashy BS, are well thought out so that they are intuitive to use. I pretty much agree with what Dick Gaughan has to say about websites…

Cheers,
David (simple is good) de la Barre :slight_smile:

i got pm’d a few weeks ago if i’d be interested to buy a whistle :

"If you are looking for a really great high end whistle a great Chieftain Mezzo-A thats about an inch & half longer than a high d. It’s tunable brand new but not exactly cheap. It goes for around $220.00 and I am selling it for $180.00. If you think that you could use one of these please drop me a line in the future.

Good luck,

T.S.C."

i never mentioned in my whole life that i like chieftain whistles, i’m allergic to aluminium, nor did i buy his CD. where is he getting it from??

so i believe this is the worst webside: http://www.talbertstclaire.com/

http://www.2atoms.com/comedy/worstoftheweb/

List places like this: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/
with a 49 year old Peter Pan…

Let’s see you top that!

You know Gunther has got to be a great whistler and flautist - just look at that embochure:

Lucky Bloomy!!

I’m sure you also found http://churchoftomjones.com

I really was half tempted to watch Pastor Jack do an exorcism live on TV, but then I thought better of it, thinking that the temptation must be of the devil. :roll:

Thanks for the response guys,you have turned a boring saturday night into a good laugh.More.
Phil.

Yall left out one.
http://www.doodie.com/
below the cartoon is a little hand that if you click it it will take you back to previous cartoons.
Which reminds me of this. Not a bad website, just sort of related.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_394

What a hoot!

If you visit this one, be sure to wait for the music! And scroll to the bottom to check out this dude’s nifty do!

Maybe they can pray for my Scoiltrad refund . . .

Oh, you touch my talala. What exactly is a talala? Or is it his falala?
And remember…
The four main things in Günthers life are Champagne, Glamour, Love and Respect!
Honestly, this is a truly fabuloso website! My talala has been touched.
thx

Another wolf looking for sheep. Horrid soundtrack, to boot. PULC…looks like an apostasy from the original ULC. Used to be ads for that in the back sections of some popular, if not disreputable, periodicals back in the day. A high school friend of mine got himself ordained in the ULC at the ripe old age of seventeen, and on the basis of his putative ordination was able to get free tape reels of sermons from the ministry of that televangelist maniac Billy James Hargis (anyone remember reel-to-reels AND the Rev. Hargis and the depths to which he not surprisingly fell?). We’d listen to the sermons, laugh our butts off at the sheer crap that’d come out of his sorry mouth (“Setting the people of India up for hogfarming would be a good solution to the starvation, but they’re all vegetarians over there…” [paraphrased] and “I don’t want any sore-throated homos sitting in my pews.” [not paraphrased]), and then record our own “musical” endeavors over the tapes. Hey, free tape reels, and not to mention entertainment into the bargain! What’s not to like? :smiling_imp:

Air fal la la lo ho ro air fa la la lay
Air fal la la lo ho ro air fa la la lay
Air fal la la lo ho ro air fa la la lay
Fal dee fal o ho ro air fa la la lay

And whether the blood be higland, lowland or no
And whether the skin be white or black as a sloe
Of kith and of kin where one be as right be as wrong
As long as our hearts be true to the lilt of a song


Slan,
D.