I’m not making any religious statements - I just found this hysterical:
Good thing I don’t have a credit card - that place would plumb clean me out! 
I’m still wiping tears from my eyes.
The Jesus ashtray is killer. You can’t get any more irreverent.
yep. It’s irreverent alright. Great stuff, Missy! Kinda reminds me of the landover baptist church.
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I personally want to order all the “Lock and Load Jesus” figures, mugs, cards, etc.
And there is NO way I’m letting Noah know that St. Clare is the patron saint of television. We belong to St. Clare parish!!!
ROFL
Last night I was watching an old re-run of a “MASH” episode… during the show, the 4077th was without electricity or a backup generator… the Colonel asks Fr. Mulcahy if he can do some praying for one… whereupon Fr. Mulcahy replies, “I’m afraid we don’t have a patron saint of electricity.”
OMG… too funny. Thanks, Missy, this stuff is indeed hilarious.
Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?
What a trend we have in Jesus. ™
The Hell-O Satan stuff is my favorite.
And I’m going to send a friend of mine the, “So You Want to be a Nun” gift basket.
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car
I don’t care if it’s dark and scarey
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Sittin on the dasboard of my car
Great little tune. Sorry, don’t mean to offend anyone. 
…and isn’t there a verse that goes…?
I can go a hundred miles an hour
'long as I got the Almighty Power
Up there with my pair of fuzzy dice.
Yes, yes! I had forgotten that one! Wonderful. We used to sing this at the top of our lungs going down the road.
George Carlin had a little ditty that went:
“Drivin’ for Jeee-SUHS
DRI-vin’ for Jeee-SUHS
And MAKIN’ all the lights!”
'What this Jesus, left turn, NEEEEOWWW!"
i was hoping somebody would remember that song!! something about the magnet interfering with the radio signal . . . using mary for a sight for hitting pedestrians . . .
ours faced in!
(stepping away from missy and the others, to avoid the lightning strikes)
You is gonna git in so much trubble!!!
well being a seminary student and all, I don’t really endorse that kind of thing, but it is pretty funny.
PS. It’s not even close to as irreverent templeofblackjesus.com, but that site got taken down because of hate-mail and general anti-ness. That made the owner of the Domain really scared or something. It probably involved money. You can still go there, and they kinda explain it a little more there.
And it wouldn’t be a very good sight without some Christian panties…(or is that site?)
http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/home.php?cat=265
“End Times panties for the eschatology minded. 100% cotton.” $9.95
First thing I thought of. It does remind me of Landover Baptist.
It’s amazing isn’t it. I found myself wondering what the board’s reaction would be if someone posted an Islamic equivalent of that website. But I couldn’t find one. I wonder why?
Gary - if there WAS an equivalent Islamic site - I wouldn’t post it, because I wouldn’t feel I was “qualified” to do so…
Because I’m Catholic, I feel I can enjoy and also poke fun at a site like this. Just as because I grew up with and am married to a “displaced Appalachian” I think comedians like Jeff Foxworthy are hysterical. And because of my immediate family background, I find stories about skinflint Germans funny.
I rarely take myself seriously, and poking fun at things that describe me is funny.
I meant no disrespect, and apologize if it seemed that way.