And, across the street, quietly:
I thought “racists” was a nice, slippery touch on that list. Looks like Zoroastrians are off the hook, though.
Woooo - with a list like that, wouldn’t it have been easier to say who are the “good” ones???
Hey - they forgot Druids!!! I guess if you are a Druid you are cool…
What does 10 out of 20 get you?
Our local campus preacher is Brother Jed. He uses the same sign, down to the color of print.
It looks like “unloving husbands” was stuck in there as an afterthought.
Here is Brother Jed, mid-Jeremiad:
“You put both arms in, you take both arms out,
You put both arms in, and you shake them all about,
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around,
That’s what it’s all about!”
All those (these?) Buddhists must be quaking in their shoes at the thought of God judging them. 
There’s an old saying about judging others and whatnot. Something to do with beams in the eye or something.
I hope they remembered that one.
I guess it just doesn’t pay to be a Jesus-mocking homosexual lesbo porno freak drunkard Muslim Buddhist unsubmissive wife who loves money, or a rebellious child who is a liar, a lazy Christian, a racist Mormon, a fornicator, a Catholic, and a baby-killing woman, does it?
The fun part was when the guy with the guitar sang songs. He had some really good stuff: “It’s not okay… to be gay,” “Abstinence” (which had a really catchy tune) and “Say No, No, No… to Porno!”
I’m for the quieter side of the street. I think the admonition was to ‘love one another’, not ‘judge one another’… though I accept that I may be mistaken… all things considered, I’d rather be in Hell with good folks than in heaven with hypocrits… but that’s just me. 
I agree with the abstinence message. Abstinence never killed anybody or got anybody pregnant.
Good grief! It looks like we’re all going to hell!!! 
I was LMAO about the Roman Catholics (of which I am one), and then how big the un-submissive wives was compared to the loving husbands . Looks like they aren’t as keen on Ephesians 5:25 as they are on Ephesians 5:22 
This is true. What most Catholic-condemners seem not to realize is that without the Church of Rome most of their Protestant churches would have no reason to even exist.
The song was pretty awesome, though. At one point he was talking about getting STDs, and the lyric is something like “You won’t get a second chance / so keep it in your pants.” Priceless.
I almost brought out my recording equipment, but I thought that would be rude.
Hell for me would be being assigned a Pakistani-made concert-pitch flute to play “Off She Goes” for eternity with my personal demon who plays an Eb flute…while surrounded by a legion of demons, each with a bodhrán or a shaker-egg.
Izz, I noticed that “unsubmissive wives” too. Well, I might as well just give up then , I’m doomed. 
You know, after reading the bit about Brother Jed I’ll “submit” something my husband says - “Yeah, they’ve already had their drinkin’ and runnin’ around wild times and now they don’t want anyone else to.”
He had an uncle who was this kind of preacher. Was wild as a buck until he “got religion” then threw out the tv, wouldn’t let his daughters wear pants or cut their hair, etc. (most of them ended up wild, pregnant, in jail, etc. so I guess they took after their daddy after all… 
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…These people obviously are hate filled and haven’t a clue… and would damn Jesus himself I have no doubt. I can’t imagine why anyone would be drawn to this message unless they too were a “hater”.
That is so wrong.
Sorry, but Jesus is directly to blame for being so wishy-washy and re-interpretable.
Besides, judging others is so much more fun. 
djm
Well, if he had to say “lichen” like we do, I bet he’d have a harder time comin’ up with a rhyme.