“What?”
Slan,
D.
“… and you’d think the second guy would’ve seen it”.
Two Obese Pattys, Special Ross, Little Steve Picking Bunions On A Sesame Street Bus.
Paint it blue and join the police force.
Esmeralda! When I say “toss me off…”
I’ll get me coat…
“I don’t understand it at all. He made his own lunch every day!”
“But doctor, YOU have the bright light!”
Deerly beveled oui r lathered hear to sway…
…Almon
MarkB
“I sure hope so! We’re down to our last three arrows!”
A.J.
“Oh, the dog food didn’t kill him. He was lying in the road [edited for general audiences; fill in the blank _______] and a truck ran over him!”
Best wishes,
Jerry
“Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?”
“No. It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”
Best wishes,
Jerry
“I have a solution but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.”
“People who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.”
“We’re all going to Dallas! We’re all going to Dallas!”
–James
“Someone chanted evening.”
Pardon me, Roy: Is that the cat that ate your new shoes?
Hey, Fly, your man’s open.
Half a horse.
“You stroke it, and it turns into a suitcase!”
“I’ll keep an eye out for you!”
Little Rock Junior Chamber of Commerce, Executive Vice President.
“Lenny, don’t make trouble!”
It was an Iron Bar.
“If you rub it right, it’ll stand up by itself.”
The old man pointed at the statue of Einstein, which was now standing straight and tall, and said, “It only stands to reason.”
Oh, there’s no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.
–James
“There are three kinds of turds: mustard, custard and you, you big poo poo!”