What are your favorite punchlines?
One of mine
“Fifty rubles, same as in Moscow”
“But the bartender said, not you buddy, we don’t serve your kind.” 
That slays me.
"The farmer said, ‘truck hell, that’s my daughter.’ "
“…not if you start it AFTER you drink the whiskey.”
ROFLMAO. Oh stop, it’s too much.
“Yeah..but you got the ugly one!”
Any chance we could start another thread with the jokes that go to the punchlines?
Best wishes,
Jerry
“rustling”
Tom
“You wanna try it?” “Sure, so long as you promise not to hit me in the head with that beer bottle”
I know a lot of off color jokes 
“… and the wax flew out of his ears!”
“It’s worse than that: they’ve run out of bullets!”
“Superman, you can be such a s.o.b. sometimes.”
“Sir, that size underwear is a size too small for you. It will cramp you and give you terrible headaches.”
“You do, do you?”
“hmmm… looks like a pns, only smaller…”
“Better than a ham sandwich, isn’t it?”
One cannibal looks to the other and says “Does this taste funny to you?”
“That was a demo,” replied St. Peter.
“What’s time to a pig?”
Best wishes,
Jerry
“If I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need the talcum powder!”
Best wishes,
Jerry
“I wouldn’t send a knight out on a dog like this.”
Best wishes,
Jerry
“AAAAAARRRR, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”