“That’s the beer that made Mel Famey walk us!”
And then Loki said, “you’re Thor?! Man, I can hardly pith!”
Caj
“Wousy!”
“At my age, I think I’d rather have a talking frog.”
Best wishes,
Jerry
“Dimaggio?”
Best wishes,
Jerry
“Well, I was just getting ready to tell you … your mother’s on the roof.”
Best wishes,
Jerry
“If something should happen, if I should happen to fall off the roof … shoot the dog.”
Best wishes,
Jerry
“Yeah, he’s hard of hearing. Do you think I really wished for a million ducks?”
“He was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.”
“You can’t have your kayak and heat it too.”
“Only Hugh can stop florist friars”
You cleaned that one up a bit, Wanderer. I remember it being something about a pianist.
Best wishes,
Jerry
“Yes, but see how nice his suit fits him?”
Best wishes,
Jerry
“With fronds like these, who needs enemas?”
Best wishes,
Jerry
“It’s a knicknack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan.”
Best wishes,
Jerry
“He who has a Tate’s is lost.”
Best wishes,
Jerry
And of course,
“My brothers are fine. I’ve given up drinking for Lent.”
Best wishes,
Jerry
“Better Nate than lever.”
“Wrecked ‘em? Dang near killed ‘em!”(Heard about a dozen jokes to that punch line and they were all dumb)
“Did he happen to mention a can of paint?”
“Well, YOU are not too sharp.”
I think I know which joke that’s from. I think it’s funny as heck (even if a bit non-PC these days). All I get is blank stares when I tell it. Maybe it’s all in the delivery. sigh
Yeah, but the punchline is the ducks 
Talking about the pianist gives away the joke.
“Man. Look at that S-car go!”