“I can let you have the fire extinguisher, but the radiator has to stay.”
“Eats shoots and leaves.”
Dang! Y’all posted most of mine!
“!!GACCKKK!!! That’s moose turd pie!!!.. it’s good though…”
“What’s this we, white man?”
“Repaint! Repaint, and THIN NO MORE!!!”
Best wishes,
Jerry
Good point.
Best wishes,
Jerry
P.S. I would really love to know some of these jokes. (Myself, I’m just making up punchlines.)
“Did you want that highway two lanes or four?”
“Do I know Poncho Villa? we had lunch together!”
Every morning the rooster gets up and ‘clucks defiance’
“Hell, I don’t care what you pack… just as long as you and your stuff are outta here before sundown”
“By the grace of God… and a little help with your soup ladle I got them all back in me”
“Yeah, but his suit looks teriffic!”
“N.. Nnn… N…No no no re.. re.. refunds!”
Yes, doesn’t it, though!
Best wishes,
Jerry
So the psychiatrist says, “clearly I can see you’re nuts”
“and deep too”
What? And give up Show Biz?
“Ma says it’s for after.”
Carol
“Jesus Christ, are you in here again?”
“whadya think I am, a radio?”