My thoughts, exactly. Couldn’t bring myself to actually visit the website of the er…establishment where said transaction will take place. I’m too L7.
It isn’t real. It’s the Bunny Ranch putting forth a
scheme with a pro. Yeah, a BA in women’s studies.
Just the type to sell her virginity in a brothel
to go to grad school. And the story about her
father and the student loans! Uh-uh.
Do you think I can get my downpayment back?
djm
I’ve mentioned in previous posts how I was
thrown out of the Church because I kept asking for
seconds at Communion. What’s with these people? I mean, I
even brought my own peanut butter.
Well, I was also drummed out of Al Qaida.
They promised me forty virgins in paradise when I died
in combat; I said I’d rather live
in a cave in Afghanistan with three professionals.
I’m puzzled. A polygraph test to prove her virginity? 
People have an irrational belief that they can detect when a person is lying. It is not sensitive, specific, robust, or precise, but people love the fantasy of Wonder Woman’s magic lasso forcing people to tell the truth.
It seems that she is working on a good thesis paper.I’m not entirely sure how one applies a polygraph test for virginity. What do you do, squat on it?
djm
I don’t know, but I bet Fox is wondering if they can make a game show out of it.
Dang, I need a shorter signature. It is longer than my post.
They just need a couple good midwives to “test” and make sure she’s virginal.
What exactly is a degree in “womens studies”?
Mostly it’s a degree in feminist thought and the sociology,
anthropology and history of women’s issues. It tends
to produce women (as mostly women get the degree)
who are strong feminists and feel that women have
suffered a good deal of oppression in places
like the USA. Not the type who auction off their
virginity in brothels.
Perhaps, after studying the issues, she disagreed.
You have to admit, it adds a certain something to the appeal of the auction. A whiff of pheromone for the chauvinist pig, so to speak. It wouldn’t be nearly as shockingly attractive an offer if she had majored in agriculture.
Gee, I don’t know about that. I mean, a girl with her own tractor … Hubba-Hubba! 
djm