My cousin just send me this one…
Have you ever wondered if any of the dollar bills in your wallet have been in the butt crack of a stripper?
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Yikes. And there is a row of strip clubs in my town.
If we’re going to ruin imagery for as many people as possible, how’s this:
I’ve yet to meet the stripper who isn’t a foster kid or whose kids aren’t in foster care.
Some of the water molecules in your cup of tea have been inside a hippo.
Tom
Working as a bank teller for seven years, I have handled and counted a lot of money. I often wondered about the history of the coins and bills that passed through my hands. I decided that it was best not to think about it. Even though it was not a sanitary practice, it was difficult not to grab that piece of candy and go from hand to mouth while working. I see that some customer service people are now wearing gloves to protect themselves.
With regard to strippers or barroom dancers, I am not too quick to find them at fault for their at-work behavior or their child-rearing practices. I see many young people working in conventional jobs that do not pay enough for them to live in this modern society. Continuing to work in such a low-paying job offers no hope for a successful future. Stippers or dancers, on the other hand, can earn a good income for a time, enough to buy a car, rent a decent apartment, pay for college tuition (should they choose), and provide for child care. With enough income a person has viable choices, some good and some bad.
Due to your line of work, this doesn’t surprise me. I know strippers who are childless, from stable middle-class households. One is a preacher’s daughter, in fact.
Yup. I knew two women who put themselves through med-school on the money they made stripping. Seriously!
Wow. I guess you could say studying anatomy and teaching it at the same time.