Mum orders stripper at son's school for his 16th birthday

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/08/school_incident/

:smiley:

well…it was a drama class :smiley:

To his mother’s credit, she ordered the gorilla but got dog-handler instead.

So, what did daddy get him?

Nothin’ like that ever happens to me. :frowning:

djm

Didn’t we all… um…

:blush:

Gee - ā€œa clothes-shedding strumpet two buck hussyā€ with a whip?

I think I need a cigarette…

Have you ever heard ā€œsucky, sucky, two dollar?ā€ It’s a common expression in parts of the US to refer to a cheap whore (mostly female, but sometimes male, too).

ā€œā€¦two bucky.ā€

Anything like a Two Bucky Chucky?

Not everyone will get that… and probably only the Americans.

TJ’s…Charles Shaw

ah…not the same thing…

Especially those with a Trader Joe’s Market nearby. But I can’t drink it myself.

Oh! I found one good use for the Two Buck Chuck Merlot. Cut a head of garlic in two across the cloves, throw it, a bottle of Two Buck Chuck, a beef brisket, and fresh ground pepper and salt to taste in a pressure cooker and let it go about 30 minutes. It makes tasty shredded beef or broth for all kinds of uses.

How does stewed beef and strippers end up in the same topic?