Beware of new scheme.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4127&n=2

This makes those guys emailing crap from Nigeria look like amateurs.

Time to start running, methinks, VB!

I’d have to agree with the Akron police: this is very prevalent. I was once trapped in such a situation, but was fortunate enough to get out of it without too much loss. Others are not so lucky. :astonished:

djm

Thank goodness we warned Amar in time.

the two got married, she quit her job, he didn’t, they have sex, he pays all the bills.
if you look at it that way, i mean, how unusual is that?
what am i missing here?
the only immoral part is i guess that she only then will have sex with him if he pays up. yeah, not how a relationship should work..

You’re obviously not a regular reader of The Onion. :smiley:

It’s when they take the money then renege on the sex that it’s worst. :cry:

Steve

ohhhhh…it’s a joke!!! :blush:

you got me there pukerabbit.. :laughing:

Some women are so devious that they work long hours at low paying jobs to disguise scam.

hmmmm - Tom is retired. Could he be pulling this scam on me “in reverse”??? :smiley:

That reminds me of a joke. A couple went to a marriage counciller.

The counciller asked the man: “How often do you have sex?”

Man: “Almost never. Maybe three times a month.”

The counciller asked the woman: “How often do you have sex?”

Woman: “Constantly, at least three times a month.”

“It’s the biggest scam of its kind I’ve ever seen,” Akron police chief Thomas Agee said. “We’re talking coats, dishwashers, jewelry, sewing machines, bathroom cleansers—you name it.”

How does it go?..
a kiss on the hand may be quite continental
but bathroom cleansers are a girl’s best friend…
Men grow cold as girls grow old
and we all lose our charm in the end,
but two-racked or compact,
these gems always attract,
dishwashers are a girl’s best friend.


Who can blame us? Sheesh.

Like identity theft, getting yourself out of the situation can be as costly as being in it…

Yep- Sometimes it’s cheaper to keep 'er.

That would only happen to the weak minded.

Ah, the confidence of youth! :slight_smile:

:laughing:

Which of course represents the majority of the male population :smiling_imp:

oops…did I really say that???

:wink:

izz wrote:
"oops…did I really say that??? "


Only cuz you beat me to it!!! :smiley:

tsss…girls… :roll: