Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, Say No More!

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The stuff can make you go blind, you know…

Wow! $100 for four pills! That’s enough to get a rise out of anyone. :angry:

djm

Jeez, Deej! He told us to ‘say no more’! :swear:

Fie on that! I meant just the opposite. Say plenty!! I need the laughs.

Not only can the stuff make you go blind, but according to Zsa Zsa Gabor’s hubby (Prince Party-boy), a year’s worth of usage will leave you, er, feeling a bit flaccid. (Yes…he’s the “prince” who’s in the long DNA line-up in the wake of Anna Nichole Smith’s death.) He claims it took him a year to return to his “natural” perkiness. Hmmmmmmm…I think I’ll stay with sunshine, fresh air, and vitamins!

My question is, who ever asked him for all this info???

Voracious American Pop-culture…needs to know ALL.

Oh good grief. Where IS that rolleye emoticon when one needs it? :stuck_out_tongue:

Five British Pounds a pop here..Five for twenty..cash.

Or so I’ve heard… :wink:

Slan,
D. :laughing:

If your indebtedness lasts more than four hours…see your banker…

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I would rather see a Heart specialist.

Slan,
D. :slight_smile:

Your wallet will droop either way.

:laughing:

I’ve only ever done it once.

Most of my nearest and dearest friends are a good bit older than me and they kinda dared me to try it some night. So I did.

Purely by way of a scientific experiment, as we say in Dublin.

Never again…

Apart from the headache, the grief from herself was unbearable..and that was before it kicked in.

Some things in this life are better left alone.

Slan,
D. :wink:

Some things in this life are better left alone.

So true.

I’m leaving this thread alone. :stuck_out_tongue:

Ya’ll have fun.

I’m outta here myself…going back to YouTube..

Slan,
D. :laughing:

My favourite Viagra story actually came from Reader’s digest. It related how, when Viagra first came out, everyone was poking at grampa and teasing him as to how he should try it. Grampa sagely replied that there was no use putting lead in your pencil if you had no-one to write to. Gramma just gave him a dirty look.

djm

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I have never taken Viagra or any of theo other medications of an ED ilk, for I am a firm believer that one should not capriciously consume pharmaceuticals unless one has the symptoms for which they are designed. I did, however, once try a more natural approach.

Having heard of the salubrious effects of fresh oysters upon one’s libido, I ordered up a dozen of the house’s finest half-shells. And I am here to tell you now that the story of oysters putting lead in one’s pencil is an out and out canard, an old wive’s tale, an urban legend, nothing but sheer invention, for though I dutifully ate all 12 of the little darlings, only eight of them worked.

I believe that being firm is the objective.