I won’t even attempt to advise you on that matter, I’m sure you know much better than I do.
I’ve heard the last clause … addressed to fathers sarcastically.
“That’s okay dear, I will do your homework and oh..when do you need your science fair project done? Yes, have lovely time on your date.”
MarkB
“I hope you study hard, so that you can grow up to be a hobo, traveling the rails.”
Here’s some scissors you can hold while you run.
“Here’s some petroleum jelly and traffic jam to spread on your toast.”