Titles of C&F Newsletters Never Published

“Chiff & Fipple Accused of Lying to Oprah.”

“Chiff & Fipple 360.”

“Chiff & Fipple Admits to Domestic Spying Program.”

Only Monitored Calls From Bodhran Players to Whistlers.

“Chiff and Fipple bows to Chinese censorship.”

“Chiff and Fipple patents the emoticon.”

“Chiff and Fipple discovers world’s smallest fish.”

Kingpin Dale Wisely of C&F Admits to Selling Pakistani Pipes on

.

Ouch, Dale. Ouch.

“Chiff & Fipple Employee First Graduate of UNLV Hospitality Graduate Program”

“Chiff & Fipple Marshals Bust Meth Lab in Adair County”

“Chiff & Fipple Unplugged”

“Chiff & Fipple: bazaar whistle sect revealed.”

“Inside the real Chiff and Fipple… madness, mayhem and molasses.”

“Chiff and Fipple CEO cleared of junk-bond scam.”

“Chiff and Fipple, the postructural experience woos millions.”

" The truth about Hamelin. Dale wisely reveals all."

“Chiff and Fipple founder Dale Wisely eaten by rabid fipple.”

“Chiff and Fipple Takes Credit for Lost Mozart Manuscript.”
Happy Birthday, Wolfgang!

“The Dead Walk the Earth, Chiff and Fipple Humanity’s Last Hope!”

Chiff and Fipple to rebuild New Oreleans levee’s out of Serpent Dreadnoughts.