Possible titles for a C&F newsletter issue if I had one

Chiff & Fipple Denies Scooter Libby Leaked Anything To Us.
Chiff & Fipple Denies Karl Rove Leaked Anything to Us.
Chiff & Fipple Hires Bob Novak as Washington Bureau Chief
Chiff & Fipple Jailed For Refusing To Name Sources.
Chiff & Fipple Withdraws Nomination (I’m pretty sure I must have used that one before).
Chiff & Fipple Interviews Former Ambassador Joe Wilson
Chiff & Fipple Handles Raw Poultry
Jennifer Garner Pregnant With Chiff & Fipple’s Baby.
Chiff & Fipple Downgraded to Tropical Storm

Chiff and Fipple withdraws name from consideration for Supreme Court position…

Chiff and Fipple: If it can be fused, we’ve had a forum for it.

Chiff & Fipple Braces For Battle Over Court Pick
Chiff & Fipple Faces Sagging Popularity
Chiff & Fipple Lawyers Ask for Removal of Judge
Chiff & Fipple Hit by Philadelphia Transit Strike
Chiff & Fipple Settles Abuse Claims in Hartford
Chiff & Fipple Convicted of Evading Income Tax Payments
Woody Allen Grateful for Chiff & Fipple
Jennifer Love Hewitt Turns Trick on ‘Chiff & Fipple’
Lucas Releases Entire Chiff & Fipple Series With Sith DVD
Bush Proposes $7.1 Billion Against Chiff & Fipple Flu
On a Crusade to End Chiff & Fipple, Gates Pledges $258 Million

Chiff & Fipple. It’s what’s for supper.
Chiff & Fipple. The other white meat.
Choosey Moms choose Chiff & Fipple.
Just lost another loan to Chiff & Fipple.
Nobody doesn’t like Chiff & Fipple.

Surrogate mother refuses to hand over new Chiff and Fipple.

Chiff & Fipple’s Approval Rating Soars Past the President’s

(Okay, this isn’t saying much.)

Chiff & Fipple… “Stranger Than Fiction…Truer Than Fact”, Issue.

Please don’t squeeze the Chiff & Fipple!

Fipple, Chiff & Fipple. What kinds of folks love Chiff & Fipple? Fat folks, skinny folks, folks who climb on rocks, tough folks, sissy folks, even folks with chicken pox love Fipple, Chiff & Fipple, the site that doesn’t bite.

Behold the power of Chiff & Fipple.

Oh, I wish I were Chiff & Fipple reader; that is what I’d truly like to be. Cause if I were an Chiff & Fipple reader, everyone would be in love with me.

Fear Chiff & Fipple

Chiff $ Fipple… all the sugar and twice the caffiene.

FCC rules Chiff and Fipple okay in adjectival form
Britney reveals Chiff and Fipple father – renames baby “C&F, Jr.” after consideration of “Asparagus”

Chiff and Fipple declares war on SCS!

Specific Clogging Saliva

Too bad – “Judge Wisely” has a ring to it …

Chiff and Fipple: - New 7th hole theory; When to stop tweaking.

  • Charles & Camilla arrive at C&F Headquarters to check
    out Dale’s whistle collection.

Chiff and Fipple apologizes to, like, everybody.

Chiff & Fipple fears whistles are possible avian flu vector.
Chiff & Fipple proposes rcrd*r border patrol.
Chiff & Fipple rolls back environmental controls on whistle drool.
Chiff & Fipple discovers possible genetic component in WhOA disorder.

Chiff & Fipple predicts this will be a perfect year for Armageddon.

The Riders of the Apocalypse seen watering their mounts from fountain at C&F headquarters. Said Master of Ceremonies, Dale Wisely: "It was a stunning Revelation!"