We’re alive! As you know, Chiff & Fipple was included in the stimulus package. What a relief! The collapse of the entire tinwhistle internet journalism industry has been averted.
We hope you’ll continue to plan to join us for the big Palm Springs Retreat/Extravaganza in June! I’ll be there with the interns and hope you will be, too!
In the meantime, here’s the long-awaited February 2009 issue of 6Hole Theory, the Chiff & Fipple newsletter.
Okay, so about picking me up for the Palm Springs thingy, I won’t be able to get to the airport before 4:00 p.m. Is that okay with you? Please have your people get back to my people to co-ordinate this.
Also, we were quite distressed to see you reveal the location of The Lair before filming of the C&F remake of LOTR is completed. You could have given us a bit of a heads-up that you were going to release this info. We have since been beseiged by press and hobbit-wannabes clutching tin whistles and making odd squeeking noises with these. Where on earth did people get the idea that hobbits make weird squeeking noises?
C&F is a very complete place, much like the human body.
We have Dale, flying around on Dale Force One promoting Freudian whistle 6-hole theory the nerve center of the operation, his “legal aid”, Paul cover the groundwork with podiatrics and even a proctology section.
Been trying for years to get in the secret R&D room at the lab located inside a secluded mountain bas^C #### Transmission Interrupted - C&F Security Control #### ^Z
Sorry for the interruption, but you were coming dangerously close to ruining my salary increase… musn’t mess with our salary increases must they precious? No, precious, they musn’tses.
Watch out for that Chiff and Fipple black helicopter fleet. The appearance alone means trouble.
It all starts with a dark mist and clouds of thick black smoke billowing, suddenly a strange blue light appears from all around and the sound of Dualing Banjos being played on out of tune Recorders, after that people start disappearing. Be very afraid.
I think the volcano is part of the C&F witness resolution plan.
Dale, you should consider one of those new vertical takeoff jets. It would be whole lot easier to hide instead building a runway on a volcano.
. And nice to see Dale Force One in flight. Yep. 
