I really do hope to one day do another issue of the newletter. It’s only a few weeks late. So, I’m open to possible titles.
C&F Rescues Climber Left for Dead on Mt Everest
“Novus Ordo Chifforum” 
C&F Urged to Suspend Uranium Enrichment
C&F Honored Just To Be Nominated
there’s already a thread on it:
“Chiff and Fipple wins World Cup”
C&F Found in Most Breakfast Cereals: an Exposé
C&F Builds “Doomsday” Whistle Vault
C&F to launch a a contra-bass low D whistle from North Korea capable of
reaching sessions on the West Coast.
C&F to Replace World Council of Churches
C&F Silly Season Puzzle Quiz Supplement to Cut Out and Keep Forever
C&F Announces Spillane Line of Assault Rifles, Denies Claims of Rebranding AK-47s.
Lapa Papagipinapa C&F Quepe Espetapabaspa Buspacanpandopo, Dopo Exispetepe Maspa
I’d go for the Dada approach.
Courtesy http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?t=41307&start=0
Farmers’ Almanac predicts banner year for Chiff&Fipple.
Nostradamus scooped Farmers by 400 years.
Shirley MacLaine launches lawsuit on behalf of Nostradamus.
Hurricane Chiff and Fipple wreaks havoc in North-central Alabama.
Glancing over the SBC News (HAHAHAHAHA) page…
Chiff and Fipple Ordered to New Orleans
National Guard Sent to Chiff and Fipple
Amnesty Pushes US to Close Chiff and Fipple
Chiff and Fipple Ordained as Bishop of United States
Chiff and Fipple hosts talks on Aleutian Island Pullout.
Chiff and Fipple launches a nuclear whistle.
NASA Administrator Michael Griffin has cleared Dale Force II for Launch
“You must play to win,” Chiff & Fipple told
Sex Offender rules ignored by Chiff & Fipple
Chiff & Fipple slides to 20-year poll low (No! It CAN’T be true!)
Wrong choice of brand can double whistle intake
Britany Spears to have C&F’s Lovechild