“Chiff & Fipple Delares Photos Taken With Jack Abramoff ‘Irrelevant’”
Newly Discovered Map Casts Doubt on Chiff & Fipple Claim to Be “Just Joshing” about World Domination
“Chiff and Fipple accused in Mozart’s drinking habits.”
Many happy returns too Wolfy, although you’re dead.
Elvis Hiding in Chiff and Fipple Whistle Repository.
Birmingham Alabama: Elvis is alive and has been living in a medium sized vault in the home of the Undisputed King of Internet Tin Whistle journalism, Dale Wisely, since shortly after his staged death. He was found by a maid who had stolen the combination and snuck in, thinking Wisely was hiding something of actual value.
The maid, Ms. Fifi Beaufemme, reportedly found the King sitting on a low stool in the corner, playing ‘Love Me Tender’ on an Overton low D.
“He was really, really good,” she said, “and much thinner than I expected.”
Wisley, when questioned by reporters, said only that Elvis had taken the Atkins thing to heart.
Upon discovery, Elvis left the building, taking only the Overton and a Sindt high D. It is unknown where he will go next, but Wisely suggested people not miss the premier of ‘King of the Dance’ opening in Huntsville in March.
Chiff and Fipple: Unfair and Unbalanced
“Face on Mars Thought to be that of Dale Wisely, Founder of Chiff and Fipple!”
From the Weekly World News sister publication.
Chiff & Fipple, Hedging its Bets, Made Secret Campaign Contributions to Left-Hand Pointing
CHIFF AND FIPPLE: Guilty Pleasures revisited (confessional)
Sonogram shocker: Brangelina baby playing Burke narrow-bore composite in utero!
Chiff & Fipple Researchers Find Whistling Reduces Your Risk of Cancer
(subheading: If you still have a rat problem, please try recorder this time.)
Chiff & Fipple Researchers Find Increasing Interest In ITM (specifically woodwind instruments) Corresponds with Increased Levels of CO2 In The Atmosphere
Sonogram Shocker #2: Tomkat baby playing theme from Battleship Earth on Ressikan flute in utero!
Chiff & Fipple Newsletter awarded Pulitzers for issues 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42!
This announcement has been brought to you by the letter “C”.
Slude, if you’re suggesting that Cookie Monster is behind “the numbers,” you know something the rest of us don’t. And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, Google those numbers.
Get lost.
FIRST CONTACT: Chiff & Fipple Receives Confirmed Extraterrestrial Signal
Reportedly, when asked by Dale Wisely why they waited so long to initiate contact, the alien entities replied enigmatically, “You give the pizza dude, like, a while, but, like, 2 X 10^23 seconds is waaaaay too long. Like, where’s the pie, dude?”
–James
Funny, I thought numbers were this guy’s bag…
Yes,
…but…
