Must…
Stop…
Eating…
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
M
My mother brought a homeade boston cream pie over saturday and my wife made brownies.
burp
the pie is gone, the brownies will be soon!
Do not attempt to stop the eating, that is impossible, simply realize the truth…
There are no calories.
Lark!
Best wishes,
Jerry
You… must… keep… eating… 
I think I OD’d on sugar sometime last week.
On my mail route, as Christmas draws near, and folks begin baking and candy making, they leave bits for me in the mail box. It’s great since I don’t get time for lunch, and am always hungry. I also don’t have to make any sweets for the holidays- I always have way too much from my people. But when you think that I have many hundreds of boxes and at least half of them leave me food…I really have eaten way,way too much sweet stuff.
Aaaaaahhhhh!
You’re Evil!
M
I left my female letter carrier a $20 bill in an envelope. She seemed pleased. At least she didn’t have to think about what to do with more fudge or home-made cookies.
With regard to not eating so much and loosing weight, well, that’s a problem for me. You see, I like food. It is one of the few things in this world that really appeals to me. Got to set some limits though. My doc says loose weight. At least he didn’t say give up the beer, peanuts, pizza, etc.
… incarnate. Would you like an after dinner mint? It’s wafer thin… 