Did you write that, Dale?
I’m glad someone finally recognized the role of metaphysical exercise, because, as we all know, without it “a living and not a dying body…will strive to grow, spread…become predominant.”
Carol
But first, we must take a tuning fork to these gods! And you have to have a moustache like olde Frederick, it filters all the nasty bits!
Yet another diet craze, why don’t people eat sensibly by eating just what you need. Eat to live not live to eat!
MarkB
Not familiar with theonion.com Mark?
I wonder if they could make an “Existential Angst” bar, with subflavors
“For whom do I write?” and
“I’m doomed to die unpublished!”
I’d chow’em.
Well follow Neitzsche if you must. Just keep your filthy diets off my metaphysic.
As a staunch Darwinian I shall continue to believe in the survival of the fattest.
Sorry Em, I’m not. Is it like our Royal Canadian Air Farce or in French,Ici Farce Canada?
MarkB
I am preparing to eat superhuman quantities
of chopped liver.
The Chet Atkins diet works just fine!
well, now you have me at a disadvantage. But, yes, it is a farce.
And usually a very good one at that…
Further, if you’ve got WHOA, if you’re
NOT whistling, you’re still not eating.
You’re buying more whistles! Lose
twenty pounds in a month!
I lost more than a hundred pounds in a day when I bought my Overton alto G…
I am now on a salary-controlled diet… 
And the way the exchange rate is going it could well be up to 30 pounds shortly!
Someone finally found a way to get me to eat at Burger King!
I just developed an overwhelming fear of rare steaks and Baskin Robbins Pralines 'n Cream ice cream.