Stolen from a post on an Aberdeen Football Club fan site by a Aberdonian ex-pat in Houston (I assume Houston, that’s where they all seem to be):
Picked up from watching ESPN and Fox and playing in a team here…I’m picking up the lingo, it’s like watching that Washington Whips video.
Fitba: sahhkerAttack: aw-fence
Midfield: the mid-field
Defence: dee-fense
Kickabout: pick-up game
Rearranged match: make-up game
Mixed blokes and burds team: co-ed
Drew: made a tie
What the f**k are you doing, get stuck in Brad/Dwain/Trent/Zac/Jay you fkin pussy:
bad luck Brad/Dwain/Trent/Zac/JayWhat are you doing shooting from there you nugget, there’s three folk wide open in the middle:
great shawht Brad/Dwain/Trent/Zac/JayThis is getting embarrassing now you bunch of balloons: Go Sting
Corner: Corner ball
Did you see the huns game?: The Rangers, all they want to do is make a tie, I prefer the Celtics
Top of the league: leading the Western/Eastern conference
Best move of the game: Play of the day
Teamsheet: Roster
Fixture List: Schedule
Houston vs Dallas: Dallas v Houston
Da let it fkin bounce: ________
Gogggggsyyy’s baaaaaaaaa: brad’s play
Much changed side: extremely altered squad
Disallowed for offside: Nullified by an offside call
Took it first time: One-touched the ball
Record time without conceding a goal: Franchise-record shut out span
Failed a random dope test: Flunked the steroid test
Come on boys, we hinna started yet: Get with the game
Come on tae f**k, let’s get into this shower of pish: Go Sting
Holding Midfielder: Deep Lying Playmaker
Jinky wee mazy: ee-fective wing play
Poaching c**t: goal hanger
Credit to Tarapoa fae AberdeenMAD.