http://www.scottishquest.com/howscottish/game.html
The Orkney one’s ace, I’ve got a project manager who talks just like that…
Aye, thon wiz guid, right enough.
Had me doon as 100% Scottish - ivery wan right furst time, ken.
Nae sure Harry wid accept that, bye.
I can never remember, when you folks say “football”, does that refer to soccer or rugby?
djm
soccer 
In Scottish it’s Fitba. Wi a roond ba. That’d be Soccer, ye ken.
You only have to remember that Rugby players have oddly-shaped balls.
Soccer, and we’re fucking great at it! (Scotland 5 - 1 Bulgaria !!! First time I’ve been happy to see rangers players score 4 goals) 
Bulgaria? BULGARIA???!!!??? You’re beating up on a bunch of 3rd world Bulgarians and you’re proud of this? Come, now, next thing you know you’ll be so desparate that you’ll find yourself running off and joining Trinidad and Tobago’s team. Shame! 
djm
I have no idea what they said (except maybe for the Ork,) but their head shapes matched certain holes.
Not having clicked the link, I’ll have to rely on my imagination for that. 
Hey when we’re ranked 62 in the world and we’re beating teams 30 places higher by 4 goals it feels good, no matter how 3rd rate they are!
Same here. I sure couldn’t make out anything to be offended by.
A wonderful little website, match the hole to the head and get to hear the song
The Jocks missed the cut, as did the Irish!, so now it’s all about singing your heart out, getting some booze in, and supporting whoever England are playing against 
Yes,
It’s World Cup time again!!!
The beautiful game, the moves and moments, the goals and misses, the forwards and defenders, the goalkeepers and acrobats, the referees and linesmen, the agony and the ecstacy…
Not to mention the English sportswriters, at their finest,at the peak of their xenophobic powers, distinguishing themselves by their utter and absolute racism and contempt for those who play for national pride, not money.
Slan,
D.
Not necessarily. It’s all about supporting Australia.
I’s a hillbilly- but I got 'em all ri-te.
Nah…it’s all about the Red Sox
Which team wears red socks?
Or are you talking about one of those quaint sports only Americans play?
The latter
Aha my dear Emm - you have just stumbled upon the process by which
we Scots have been recognizing each other for many generations.
Colin
(not just wee Scots - but big yins too)