Readers Digest Version Requested

Hi. I’ve been away for about a month and I tremble at the thought of trying to read all those back posts, so can someone please give me a quick run down on what’s been happening on C&F during my absence? (news, spats, love-fests, that sort of thing.)

Bloomfield and Glauber aren’t playing with me at recess any more, which of course hurts my feelings. :smiley: Or would have if they ever HAD played with me at recess. :smiley: And there were some newbies, and some discussion, and Dale saw the new Tom Cruise movie.

The Bloomfield-sponsored C&F writing competition for the attentionally challenged was launched.
After a stampede of entries, in varying degrees of absurdity, we’ve endured 4 days of silence from the judges, and are attempting to distract ourselves by concocting a highly literary, serial, multi-authored blockbuster novella.

You read too much into things. All that happened is you managed to lose my respect almost entirely.

:laughing: Thanks, Glauber, that made my day!

Welcome back jbarter,
SNAFU,
Slan,
D.
:roll:

The Reader’s Digest version of events would have you know that the Political Thread has been subjected to Communist infiltration, but the forces of the Free World will not be deceived by this dastardly plan.

Lot’s of whistles (and other instruments) were bought, sold and traded!!!

But isn’t that what is is all about?