Here’s the ‘most popular’ list:
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”]
… I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it and say, “You dropped your nametag!”.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say…
“I’m not really this tall…I’m sitting on my wallet.”
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Speaking of cringing, I once saw a bumper-sticker which said, “My other ride is your daughter.” It was on a sports-car being driven by a teenaged male; I’m sure he was warmly welcomed by his date’s parents… :roll:
Well, there goes that…and here I thought you all wouldn’t figure it out. Now if you all will just keep your distance and don’t crowd me, I won’t have to turn nasty and call you all swine
Far be it from me to suggest actually using this one, but I’ve heard from “reputable sources” that in tourist areas frequented by young people, the most consistently reliable pickup line is :
“Wanna f*ck?”
Seriously. The idea here being that if the object of your desires is really looking for the same thing, the straight forward approach is the most effective. The person* who told me about this back in my college days claimed that he was willing to put up with the occasional slapped cheek in exchange for what he claimed was an inevitable payoff. Of course, my college days were back in the swinging '60’s and early '70s and at least 10 years before HIV, so things have undoubtedly changed…
*'the person" is truly another person, not a thinly disguised way of referring to me.
I agree…although I prefer an Irish accent. My husbannd already knows if some good looking Irish lad comes and asks me to go away with him, I just won’t be anble to say no
Oh, and that was a good movie…although it was a chick flick
I was at a party when I was in graduate school and a few of us were sitting around trying to think of the lousiest opening pick-up lines we could imagine. The girls couldn’t decide between:
Those pick-up lines are so funny that I have trouble believing that any guy with a serious objective has ever used one unless, of course, his objective were to incapacitate her with laughter. The list reads like a compilation of pick-up lines contrived by comedians. Regardless, they are hilarious.
