Ah…at least I can READ the accent! 
Well Hellooooo. Ding Dong! 
Does anyone else here remember Spike Lee’s She’s Gotta Have It? 
Do you know what would look really great on you? Me!
I actually witnessed this exchange in England a few years ago. A young woman who had it and knew it was strutting down the High Street and a guy was struggling to catch up. As he got close he called out something like, ‘Hey babe.’ As she turned around he said gushing ‘How do you do.’ ‘I do pretty well’ she replied, then looking him up and down she continued slowly ‘Sometimes I do better than others.’ Then she turned around and continued strutting.
Yep…I’m that elderly 
Great grins, that film… to Mr. Lee’s credit, it makes males squirm (and, one hopes, perhaps think a bit). Innovative in many ways. Pretty darn sexy, too.
BTW, the sepia is elegant, but a tad…gloomy?
Gloomy? Oh, I shouldn’t think so. No, not gloomy. Rather, I like to consider it utterly despondent.
Thus come we full circle…back to the Slough of Despond. Perhaps you’ve been attending too many meetings? Or is it just Weltschmertz?
Seen on a tee shirt:
“If I told you you have a great body, would you hold it against me?”
Best wishes,
Jerry
What does she do with the shirt if you pee standing up?
no. I’m not randomly gross…please see PA Celtic fest. thread.
i don’t give a rat’s ass, as long as she takes it off..
I’ve heard some crap chat up lines in my time, but my prizes for the best T.Shirts are;
(Seen on a whistler at Sidmouth Festival) ‘My Liver is evil it must be beaten’
and (same festival) ..‘Air Melodian’ (get it- like air guitar?)
I can’t even begin to describe the chat up line my ex-husband used on me, or you would all need to reach for a bucket immediatley - question is , why didn’t I!!! He played Blues harp and that was good enough for me! (Salutary warning to all vunerable young women impressed by men who can master wind instruments)
The Irish guys here use this one with American girls:
Do you have any Irish in you?
Would you like some?
Justine
If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me) by the Bellamy Brothers:
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel,
Would you treat me like the devil tonight
If I were dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me
Now we can talk all night about the weather
Tell you 'bout my friends out on the coast
I could ask alot of crazy questions
Or I could ask what I really want to know
Now rain can fall so soft against the window
The sun can shine so bright up in the sky
But daddy always told me, “Don’t make small talk”
He said, “Come on out and say what’s on your mind”
I was wrong…it wasn’t amar who wrote all those pick up lines…it was the Bellamy Brothers :roll:
" That’s a beautiful dress, you know where it would look even better?"
“Where?”
“Wadded up in a ball beside my bed”
My brother in law actually used that(confirmed by his girlfriend, the object of the line)
I guess the timing is important…cheap drinks?.. I dunno..