… What happens when you have
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- nothing to do
- a sharp knife
- a large lime
- a patient cat
- too much tequila
- and it’s football season?
ANSWER:
Boy, you try that with my cat and you better not have any future plans for your arm, 'cause you’re gonna lose it!
That’s entirely too hilarious, Jerry. I guess the tequila was to keep the cat calm?
Steven
Excellent!
really cute cat too. is it yours Jerry?
Unbelievable cat. Can I trade you for the 3/4 of my four who pee in the house and therefore must live outside?
I agree with Steven, if I did that to Clancy (25 pounds) you better be wearing full body amour
A good one Jerry!
MarkB
couldn’t get my two little darlings to sit still long enough.
Not my cat. One of my operatives emailed that to me.
Best wishes,
Jerry
the cat HAD to be sedated. No way you could do that to an adult cat in full command of its limbs.
Now, why does this cat look so grumpy:
- does he resemble all this
- has sour tequila?
- is a hidden offspring of my cat Pucette, aka The Untamed Shrew, aka Patricia Katz ?
Good Lord, Jerry! That’s hilarious. A very uncharacteristic cat, though, to stand for such an affront to its gravitas.
Zoob, only in the French-speaking world could one get away with naming a cat “Pucette”. Does it have fleas, BTW?
That cat will get even, Jerry. It’s just a matter of time. I would put my shoes up, if I were you. My Siamese used em as toilets when in a snit. Cats generally do not enjoy humiliation, except kittens.
This pix may go worldwide. Very funny.
What really throws me is that I’ve never met a cat that could tolerate citrus of any kind. Most unusual. scratches head
my cat would rip you to shreds if you tried that to her, what did you do to that poor beast?
Once again, for the record …
I DIDN’T DO IT!!!
I don’t know whose cat that is or who took the picture. I got it in an email from one of my humor scouts.
Best wishes,
Jerry
Jerry
Now you’ve done it! Pretending it wasn’t you just won’t work. Be a man an own up! Cat lovers of the world unite against Fruit Abuse to Felines (FAF)!!
Naaah. They (the damn cats) deserve it! A tiny downpayment for all the torn couches, pooped-on gardens and ruined nylons among other things.
Lorenzo
Yikes! 
I like cats, but that is scary.
Catfish:
jerry, I hope that was done in photoshop