(gutted by moderator)
What key are they in? Do they have a tuning slide?
QUICK!!
Order now, his post will be deleted very soon!! 
damn, see, I knew it. 
Busy day?
still having my morning coffee. you?
Just spent 4 hours to bury the cat
We’re thinking about having our budgie put down…
I just got a big book about how to put your budgie down - apparently you can shoot it in the head above the beak here or hit it over the head with the book
Whatever you do, don’t flush them down the 'loo;
Because eventually you get huge evil-smelling flocks of soiled budgies flying out of people’s lavatories and infringing their personal freedom!
If you kill it first it will halve the time.
How can I be laughing at such a terrible thing? 
Infringing other personal items as well it seems, flying out of the 'loo and what have you.
I find all this talk of killing and burying cats quite stressful, i can tell you.
Meow!
I find this thread upsetting as it reminds me of childhood trauma. When I was four my parents got me a puppy, but it died. The next day they got me a kitten, but that died as well. The baby rabbit they replaced it with died too. Then my father took away my plastic bags and string.
Chillax mon ami.
It’s fiction. Pythonesque humour. Like, “If you hadn’t nailed him to the perch he’d be pushing up the daisies.” 
yeah, someone logged as guest and proceeded to dump a huge list of dubious electronic goods for sale then Jayhawk chipped in with “what key are they in” - good one Jay - then RH put in the Python pic, then Amar - with quick before the moderator wipes it (which he did). The python thing reminded me of the bury the cat sketch … I thought the whole thread would get nailed being so far off topic 
I’m a little pissed at the moderators for gutting the original message before I had a chance to ask if the Nokia Phones come in Birds Eye Maple with sterling silver antenna and delrin ring tones.
Loren
Now you’re really scaring me. What have they done to him. I hope you haven’t given my human any strange cat depilation ideas.
Can someone delete this thread before he sees it, pleeeeeeese…