Q. What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of bodhrans?
A. You can’t use a pitchfork to unload the bowling balls!
Q. What do you get when you beat a bodhraner to death with his own cipin?
A. Tipper Gore!
Q. Did you hear about the fiddle-player who locked his keys in the car?
A. It took him an hour to get the bodhran player out.
Oh no!!! I knew this would happen!!! Intolerance, I call it! Intolerance! 
Well, as long as we’re on the subject…
A bodhran player was sick of the band abusing him, and decided to start his own. He walked into a music shop, planning to buy the first instruments he saw.
“Give me the red saxophone and that accordion!”, he said.
The assistant said, “You play the bodhran, don’t you?”
“That’s right. Why?”
"Well, the fire exinguisher I can sell you - but the radiator stays.
Got that from the Ceolas bodhran site…
What did the Scotsman say when he saw his first set of uilleann pipes?
“You’d better kill 'em before they have a chance to grow up!”
From John’s Book of Unlikely Phrases, “would the bodhran player please move his Porsche”
BTW, what do you call someone who hangs around a session and annoys the musicians?
A bodhran player…
John
Q: What’s the best tipper for a Bodhran?
A: A razor blade.
Q: What do you call a bodhran player without a car?
A: Homeless.
Q: How do you know a bodhran player is standing outside your door knocking?
A: They keep banging and they still don’t know when to come in.
Q: How is a bodhran player like a demolitions expert?
A: They both know how to destroy a bridge.
Q: What is the difference between a bodhran and a trampoline?
A: People take their shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: How do you get a bodhran player off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
My 2 joke contribution I have a drummer brother-in-law, so I hear lots of good percussion jokes.