Idiomatic. Ugandan washing machine.
Impeccable. Bird-proof.
Innuendo. Italian suppository.
Jigsaw. Chafing that affects the cast of Riverdance.
Bigamist. Larger than usual fog.
Feckless. Unsuccessful Irish romeo.
Homophone
Jef 
E.T’s raison d’etre.
How 'bout some corrections that really should happen…
Driveway: a place you drive your car.
Parkway: a place you park your car.
I wouldn’t want Gary to think that I didn’t think this thread was a great idea. It’s just that I cannot think of anything to put down. I’m sure you recall how challenged I was by the “-tic” thread, and that was much simpler. 
Haggard: A device to protect against unattractive women
Disappear: Insult a lord.
Esplanade: Attempting an explanation while drunk.
Bratwurst: Macaulay Culkin.
Idea: a store that sells cheap Swedish identification cards (some assembly required).
Definition - Itchy ear infection
Slan,
D.
Uranus …
Gay: homosexual.
If you read closely enough in older poetry and story books, you hear about all kinds of gay children, puppies, and flowers. Sometimes people’s clothes are even gay.
I have a 13-year old’s sense of homour, though so it probably doesn’t amuse anybody but me (and Amar, of course).
There’s a song about a Gay Goshawk.
Slan,
D.
The olde poetrie and storie bookes you are refering to ain’t that olde! I have nothing against the current use of the word “gay” except that it has, because of the sometimes odd double meanings you can get, made it so that I often can’t use that word in the old way and I can’t always find a good replacement.
And a 1934 movie about a Gay Divorcee (starring Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers).
What is Gay Taleeze (Talese)? Somethign like that, I’ve heard on TV before.
A Las Vegas hairdresser..???
Slan,
D.
Try teaching a bunch of sixth graders “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.” By the time you get to “make the Yuletide gay” you can’t hear the tune for the snorts and guffaws!
Redwolf
I haven’t read anything by him, but he is a writer and I think a journalist as well.
http://www.gaytalese.com/
I don’t know anybody in Las Vegas, but I do know that heterosexual hairdressers do exist. I know one–her name is Sarah.
Oh. Duh. I should have known that.
Why do people still name their children “Gay?”
Even when it used to mean “happy,” people didn’t name their kids “Happy” that often…
I used to know a man named Gayle.