I found my keys. 
Happy weekend, everyone!
Carol
Best prepare yourself for the inevitable onslaught of puns then…
Slan,
D. 
Is a key pun anything like a keypunch?
I’d like to B
Under the C
In an octopus’ garden
In the shade
Gee,I only nipped home to get some money and now I am leaving my flat to go down to the pub for a few pints because they close at eleven o’clock sharp.
Slan,
D. 
Whewwwww. I am so relieved. Next time I lose mine I’ll call you.
Don’t just stop there! Tell us where you found them!
That’s usually the fun part.
Last time I lost mine, they were in the freezer.
I usually only lose something if I’ve deliberately put it in a place where I know I’ll be able to find it again. That’s a guarantee that I won’t be able to find it the next time I need it.
Give me a key and I’ll play in anyones flat…
Slan,
D.
That deserves a sharp rejoinder, you… you… halfhole!
I have always,and always will, half hole..
I never even knew that there were other ways of going about it until I joined this motley crew.
C what I mean…
Slan,
D.
does D count as a pun in this context
only for A-holes
Oh, sheesh! I just got it! Took an hour.
Puns on keys. :roll:
Golly G! That’s a major breakthrough!
How can you DO that so quickly???
Jeez,tell me that that is not Do a deer…
Slan,
D.
That song takes on a whole new meaning if you pronounce “Do” as doo instead of doe…
Oh, God! I had to sing it a few times before I got it . . . 
You are not familiar with a Dublin accent I assume..?
Slan,
D.
No. I’m not sure I want to be, either.
I’m a nice girl, I am!
Is it the same as a dubhlinn accent?