I’m sick of all the serious crap, so I’ve deported all the tightasses to the Colony of Lepers and Recorder Players.
The rest of you are cordially invited to THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY at the beach in Chiffy Village. A map can be found HERE</a]( http://www.eccentrix.com/members/telegramsam/chiffyisland.html">HERE</a )>.
Bring your penguins and whistles and join in! Drinks and food all around, and don’t be late for the Silly Riverdancing contest!!
passes out the party hats and drinks with funny little umbrellas
Alan
September 30, 2003, 11:24pm
2
I’ll bring the tater tots!
fires up the grill and tosses on the tater tots
“Hey Alan, play a jig for us!”
watches the penguins dance
off negotiating with the penguins, but has corn on the cob and s’mores ingredients in a rucksack…
Can I come to the party?!? I even have a Busman whistle I can bring! And I am soooo craving tater tots! (That and acorn squash… even had a dream about eating it. Bizzare? Yes…) I’ll even make pancakes!
Yahoooo! A party!!!
(who runs off to help build the giant bonfire to roast the marshmellows in Ava’s backback to make smores with)
puts up the limbo bar and throws on the Harry Belafonte cd
Dance!
Jack
October 1, 2003, 12:22am
7
I want my tater tots baked, thank you.
Jack
October 1, 2003, 12:24am
8
Oh, wait, I’m probably one of those who’s been deported.
Besides, I don’t have a Busman to bring.
‘Down the way
don
October 1, 2003, 12:53am
10
P.S. Telegram Sam, I love your signature line
throws a bag of baked tots to Cranberry as he rows off to the leper colony
Say hello to the recorder players for us!
PhilO
October 1, 2003, 1:49am
12
I’ve applied to be keeper of the Copeland Lighthouse, and may have to stay over…
Philo
Alan cant you play something other than My Grandfathers Clock. Hey my Weltmiester is made of wood does that qualify. Or should I go hang out with Cranberry. I mean Ive kept my mouth shut for a long time now…
Tom
No one can defy the proud majesty and sheer classiness of Telegram Sam!!!
(uses the pretty finish of my elfsongs to hypnotize the bouncer, making him believe it to be a busman and then letting me in…)
Jack
October 1, 2003, 2:36am
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Quote @ TelegramSammmmm
throws a bag of baked tots to Cranberry as he rows off to the leper colony
Hey - I am a recorder player. Sort of. But thanks for that baked tater tots.
Blackbeer, you can come hang out with me anytime.
Thanks Cranberry, that makes my day.
(as he puts an arm around Cranberry and munches a baked tot walking off into the sunset)
Tom
I don’t have a Busman, either.
Cranberry, can I bring my blackwood Rose and party with you and Blackbeer? I’ll bring the te-kill-ya & some marguarita mix.
Jack
October 1, 2003, 3:02am
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Quote @ Blackbeer
Thanks Cranberry, that makes my day.
(as he puts an arm around Cranberry and munches a baked tot walking off into the sunset)
jluckett, I don’t mean this the wrong way, but you can’t come with me and Blackbeer.
That’s okay, Cranberry. You two have a reeeally good time!
(hands bottle of te-kill-ya and the marguarita mix to Cranberry)
I still want you guys to have this though. I like Guinness better, anyway.
(goes off in search of other non-Busman-owning, Guinness-drinking whistle players)
Ní mothaím m’inchinn ag crapadh agam go fóill ach b’fhéidir tá sé folamh…
Agus níl Busman agam, ach ní maith liom Guinness. Thiocfaidh liom déanamh gan é. Bain sult as mo pionta!
Sara (who runs off to help build the giant bonfire to roast the marshmellows in Ava’s backback to make smores with)
How low can we go? 
You know, you really can. I’m PMing you.