No, I’m not having a go at our American colegues, it’s just that I’m really curious why they say it that way. I figured that we might have a reasonable sample of Americans here and that someone might be able to satisfy my curiosity.
You see, in Australia we say “I couldn’t care less”, which means that our care factor has reached rock bottom and couln’t be any less. It sort of makes sense that way.
It seems that Americans choose instead to say “I could care less”. Is it because they’ve reached a particular point of not caring and can’t be bothered caring less or is it something else? It doesn’t really make sense to me so I’m wondering if someone can explain it?
My theory: American’s have lazy mouths, and gradually forgot that the phrase is actually, “couldn’t care less.” A bit like when people type, “I would of done that,” or something similar.
I don’t know why people say it. I don’t. I remember when people began to substitute that phrase for “I couldn’t care less.” It sounded really dumb to me, even as a youngster.
Agreed. Most people, I guess, don’t really analyse what they say, they just copy what they hear. Or what they think they hear.
So it’s quite a recent thing, then? Is it because Americans have become more caring as a society? They once couldn’t care less but now they care a bit?
I could care less if there was a reason for it or not.
Well, see there! I’m a “could care less” person. Intellectually, I know it’s “couldn’t care less,” but what I’ve always heard, and used, is “could care less.”
It’s just one of those things like having your cake and eating it too. It’s just something to say.
Oh, dear! Now I’ll be paranoid about saying it. That’s not good, because I have a big meeting tomorrow and I had been planning on raising my eyebrows, doing an “I’m, like, over this!” thing with my hands, and saying “You know what? I could care less.”
Ian,
You’re starting with an inaccurate premise, I think. I (an American) say “I couldn’t care less”, and that is usually what I hear around me. You must have encountered defective Americans. Please return them to where you purchased them, and your money will be refunded.
Please note that I didn’t specify “All Americans”, but I had no idea as to the extent of this phenomenon to determine if I should have specified “All Americans”, “Some Americans”, “A Couple of Americans” or “An American”. I have nothing to say about the rest of your post, however.
Why don’t you say “I could_n’t_ care less” and see what happens. Maybe the meeting will become a discussion on whether you should be saying “I could care less” or “I couldn’t care less” and everyone will forget what the meeting was originally about…
I was an English major at university. In a grammar and usage class we studied this and saw where the use had shifted from “could not care less” to “could care less.” Probably out of laziness, or a shift by analogy (such as the change in some people’s use from “regardless” to “irregardless” – a shift by confusing it with “irrespective”). I don’t remember.
Ian may be observing and listening to the same Americans as I do - the ones on the TV. They aren’t even up-to-date Americans: some of them go back ten years and even longer. But the usage on the Television screen, in sitcoms and thrillers, is unanimously “I could care less.”
Thank you for reassuring us that REAL Americans (except Lambchop) do not speak in this way.
On a related issue, it used to bemuse me in the the “Spenser” novels by Robert B. Parker, set in Boston, that the author had a grammatical shift in the course of his writing.
In the early books, he would say “Me either”. This would be in response to a negative observation, such as “I would never beat a man senseless on a first date.”
In one book it said “Me neither.” Yurpeens would only say “Me neither”.
Later he returned to using “Me either.” And I’ve only just realised that the single exception may well have been a misprint.
So, populace of the NorthWest Continent! I would never use this statement. Would you?
Mr Cohen, Americans don’t need to speak precisely or correctly
because everyone else should know just what they mean
and if they don’t they are not worth knowing.
In your case, I would venture to say that most here understood what you meant in your first post notwithstanding it is replete with spelling errors.
Perhaps they were typos but I don’t want to nitpick. Australians, as a generality, hate nitpickers.
I would use either one - to me, they mean the same thing and the difference is just ease of pronounciation. I probably switch back and forth every time I use the phrase, depending on what other things I’ve been pronouncing in the conversation.
(My American linguistic background: mostly northeast US with a scattering of influence across the whole northern US due to moving around and some influence from relatives who are from the NYC area.)
Actually, come to think of it, it seems Americans opted for either “I couldn’t care less” or “I could care less” because, after 1939, the more direct and dramatic “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” was no longer repeatable by lesser mortals.
