“Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
“So I bit him.”
“At $20 a beer I can see why!!!”
“I don’t know what the others are planning to do with their share, but the first thing I’m going to do is buy new brakes for the truck.”
“I know, but before burial it’s customary to notify the next of kin.”
“And if I were your husband I would have drunk it!”
“But what if the baby had my looks and your intelligence?”
“That was the pub. You came home without your bloody wheelchair again!”
A newspaper
A nun rolling down the stairs
A skunk with a rash
A mouse going on vacation
A garbage truck
A school bus going over a cliff
To give the ants a fighting chance
You can see his footprints in the butter
That’s a one eared elephant?
“It’ll take that stupid smile of your face for a start!”
“He showed me his name on his vest!”
“I give up. How did you do that one?”
“Don’t tell me you’re worried about what I put in my sandwiches?”
“Now . . . hit my hand with your shovel!”
You did what?!?
“Of course! Who is he going to tell?”
The bad news ? you are on the next four ball .
Car what ? says she
Bolic , says i
And with that , the tram stopped .