but Walden Pond Scum would be a ‘yes.’
Wait, is that a meteor bearing down on my house?
I’ll ask Denny.
Yeah – me, too. Although I should in all fairness admit that the family name hasn’t always been 914. In the old country (North Carolina) it was 910, but my great-great-great-great-great grandaddy changed it to 914.49 when he moved to Indiana in the late 1700s because he thought it would sound more sophisticated. Unfortunately, nobody could pronounce it. They kept saying “nine fourteen and forty-nine hundredths” when the real pronunciation was “nine fourteen point four nine.” It was my great grandfather who anglicized it and rounded it down when he moved to Kansas. He was afraid folks would take him for an immigrant.
They did that sort of stuff all the time at Ellis Island. You almost never see anyne’s name that’s not been rounded up.
We used to drive by a run down farm, and my dad would tell me,
“That’s the old 910 farmstead.” I always thought it was the address…
…growls and begins knawing on FJohn’s knee…
Any name that contains all or part of a Big Ten rival’s mascot is automatically disqualified. It’s in the fine print.
This thread makes me think I should have gone with my real name; Verp Tlethl. Unfortunately, then I would have to explain how I came to be living on Earth 67 years before I will be born on my home world.
Tlethl?!! Is that you?! It’s me, Qqilt! What the grepp are YOU doing here?
If only Dale would use his real name, this place would seem a lot more sincere.
Is his name Josephinus? We had a discussion about that in chat one time…
Actually I’m a Wyoming Badger. It’s different. But hey, it’s your list. You gotta go with your conscience, man.
T
But, But, But, what about me?
Dow. Given a family middle name as a first name because my dad didn’t like being called by his first name when he went by his middle name. There’s bound to be some circular logic there somewhere.
Oh yeah, what’s a big ten? 
This should explain a lot right here;http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?p=142484𢲔
How’s your family? Did Zslits get that legal matter cleared up? Give my regards to my fellow Grodeans!
Grak!
If it weren’t for the rule, I’d have rejected you on purely aesthetic grounds. I was trying to let you down easy, man.
Dear John,
Don’t think I didn’t notice. After all we’ve been through. And me after sending you to Michael for lessons. I am not bitter. Jesus, Mary and Joseph and all the saints preserve you. You may need it.
Burnsbyrne
OK, who’s disturbed my day dreaming NOW!!!@*&!! 
In my role as adjudicator, I had to impose on myself the strictest standards of impartiality, employing only the latest statistical models. And in your case. I had to be extra harsh, lest we hear whispers of favoritism. I agonized for days.
Plus, you’re on my list (unpublished) of favorite Chiff PEOPLE. That’s a better list.
I guess that’s OK then. (sniff)