You’re not on the first 50 pages in order of joining date. You’ll have to wait and see if you make the list when I finish. I can only look at names for so long.
Until you put poetry on Right Hand Pointing, I thought your name was John Sharp and you had inserted an “F” in there for musical fun, to say “F sharp” or something.
I’ve been given some unexpected spellings by other folks, such as avanturia and aventura. And in case anyone is wondering, the vowel of the first syllable is pronounced like the A in hat and not like the a in hate. The emphasis is on the nut syllable, with good reason.
Joseph E. Smith doesn’t mind not being included. Joseph E. Smith is a big boy and can take rejection. Joseph E. Smith does not feel the least bit ignored… much…sniff…sniff… (reaches for the Zoloft bottle and a liter of whiskey)