1: I can play the whistle and sing at the same time !!!
2: So, do you play the whistle by ear?
1: No, I play the whistle with my mouth… I sing through my ear!!!
Laugh or DIE
Amar, born 1966
Died, 2004, R.I.P.
Hope the world won’t miss us (all) too much!
Well, okay, but I hope you know I’m laughing at you… 
Death First!
Dead from a deficiency of sense-of-humor. :roll:
That’s one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard. More! More!:lol:
Tony
That was great! 
Let’s keep this thread rolling.
A single woman is at the check out line of the grocery store.
She has; a carton of eggs, gallon of milk, head of lettuce, lb. of sugar, and a loaf of bread.
The man in line behind her looks at her and looks in the cart and says,“You must be single”.
The woman is shocked. How could this man look at her grocery’s and determine that she’s single.
She replies, “Yes I am single. How did you know”?
The man replies, “Because you’re so ugly”!
can i tell a blonde joke here…?
Amar, why don’t you post a musicologist joke and see what kind of feedback you get. You could do a blonde female musicologist if you must.
Tony
ok tony, but you told me to…
what does a blonde female musicologist say when she wakes up under a cow?
which one of you guys is gonna drive me home.
now having written this i have the feeling i posted this already i a former thread. oh well.
I can wiggle both ears while playing the whistle/bodhran/flute, just like Stan Laurel but not as fast. It breaks up the other musicians into flubbing the tune.
I learned that I could do this one bright Sunday morning sitting in church, and the whole congregation sitting behind me laughing their butts off, much to the chagrin of the minister and my mother. I was asked to come to the front and demonstrate my feat..ruined his sermon for the day.
Amar the answer is “Got Milk”
MarkB
“Got Milked” 
Because I am bored and can’t sleep, I will treat you to a fantastic joke.
Q Who was round and purple and conquered the world?
A Alexander the grape!
Yeah, I know, will stick to Cocoa and a good book in future!
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”
“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”
“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”
“Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? “What happened to your hand?”
“We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I’m fine, really.”
“What about that eye patch?”
“Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them S*#t in my eye.”
“You’re kidding,” said the bartender, “you couldn’t lose an eye just from some bird S*%t.”
“Well, it was my first day with the hook.”
I got a million of 'em.
Roger
Best Joke Ever!
Best Joke Ever!
You can never go wrong with pirate jokes.
I have a few jokes I can’t tell.
I’d tell the one about the airplane, but it would be over everyone’s head.
I’d tell the one about the dirty window, but no one would see through it.
I’d tell the one about the mud puddle, but it’s filthy.
I know you’re laughing now. 
Tony
superb
Thank yuh, thank yuh, thank yuh verr much.
R.