Hairy Kerry? 
Its " Hari-Kari"…or are you subliminally supporting Kerry? That may be the slogan I’ve been looking for …thanx dude! 
I found a hairy photo of Jim Carey, but I couldn’t attach it
The vulgar expression for Samurai-style ritual suicide is “hara kiri” (lit. “belly slitting”). The proper term is sepuku.
Should there be a hyphen in anal retentive ? 
No E
Lawrence, what have I told you about talking about your arse in public?