Went to a local Chinese buffet for lunch today and when I got my check I got the usual fortune cookie in a cellophane wrapper. I immediately noticed that there were TWO fortunes in there: one loose in the cello wrapper, and one in the cookie. The first one reads:
Digital circuits are made
from analog parts
and the second one is:
Here we go.
Low fat,whole wheat green tea.
WTF?
… wow. I’ve had my mindblow for the day.
…in bed.
That’s what she said.
Ha ha! I did NOT type “Oh, my goodness! What in the world??”
I typed three capitalized characters, the first being a W, the last being an F, and the middle one the initial for “the”…
blame it on Dale… 
I like my China Tea to be low fat. I hate to think what it would taste like if it were high fat. Or even what it would look like, especially if it got cold.