And the award for World's Ugliest Flute Player goes to....

[MTGuru]

I’d put myself in contention with strong odds, if I actually played the flute …

[Akiba]

Those blinking eyes are weird, but I don’t find them ugly.

[FascinatedWanderer]

Louise Mulcahy?

[Nanohedron]

Me. Hands-down. I’ve seen pictures. And to further my claim, it was also recently pointed out that I look angry when playing whistle. I don’t know if that was an attempt at helpfulness, or what.

So fork it over, and the rest o’ yiz can stand down. What do I get?

[bogman]

FascinatedWanderer, you must be thinking it’s opposites day (to quote spongebob).

[Denny]

@Nanohedron

Me. Hands-down.

not so quick… lemme find my ball cap & Polaroid

[jim_stone]

Let’s not say ‘ugly.’ Let’s just say ‘I don’t like the way you look.’

[Denny]

you? I’ve never care much for how I look!

[Elfforce1]

You guys may win in the worst looks area, but I definately would be a contender for most smelliest flute player, in high school, I stunk up a whole school bus full of people with, if I remember correctly, a pair of week old socks and the bus heater which was conveniently at my feet. I also have trouble with doing my own laundry and have no problem wearing the same clothes for multiple days or weeks.

[voggy_dog]

Two words… Bug-Ugly

[Nanohedron]

@Elfforce1

You guys may win in the worst looks area, but I definately would be a contender for most smelliest flute player, in high school, I stunk up a whole school bus full of people with, if I remember correctly, a pair of week old socks and the bus heater which was conveniently at my feet. I also have trouble with doing my own laundry and have no problem wearing the same clothes for multiple days or weeks.

Um…thank you for sharing.

@jim stone

Let’s not say ‘ugly.’ Let’s just say ‘I don’t like the way you look.’

[an_seanduine]

Re: “The Dozens”
Overheard by my buddy while registering voters in Mississippi,1965:“You all think you got it bad at home? My old lady burns the cool-aid!”

Bob

[Aanvil]

@jim stone

Let’s not say ‘ugly.’ Let’s just say ‘I don’t like the way you look.’

I have the death sentence on 12 systems!

[Feadoggie]

Nobody has asked yet. Of what does the award consist?
I thought I would ask before I throw my visage into the ring just to see if it was worthwile. Does the winner get one of those handsome ash flutes?

Feadoggie

[Nanohedron]

@Feadoggie

Nobody has asked yet. Of what does the award consist?

But I did already ask. And I notice MTGuru’s been strangely silent on the subject. I think bragging rights are all we’re getting out of his wallet.

@Feadoggie

I thought I would ask before I throw my visage into the ring just to see if it was worthwile. Does the winner get one of those handsome ash flutes?

Here’s one of my old Pakistanis. Is that close enough?

[bradhurley]

C’mon, I know you all can do better than that.

Here are a few submissions for the title:

[MTGuru]

@Feadoggie

Nobody has asked yet. Of what does the award consist?

Now I’m really on the spot … How about a date with MTGuru? I’ll accompany you to the event of your choice, where I guarantee that, for once, you will not be the ugliest one in the room.

Second prize is two dates with MTGuru.

[bradhurley]

Based on that information, I hereby withdraw my entry.

[Nanohedron]

@MTGuru

@Feadoggie

Nobody has asked yet. Of what does the award consist?

Now I’m really on the spot … How about a date with MTGuru? I’ll accompany you to the event of your choice, where I guarantee that, for once, you will not be the ugliest one in the room.

Second prize is two dates with MTGuru.

Great. I’m taking you to Feet of Flames, then. Twice, if need be.

[Denny]

@Nanohedron

Great. I’m taking you to Feet of Flames, then. Twice, if need be.

yer bluffing