Micheal Flately's Flutes

Irish Flute
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Just watching Life of Luxury on tv and they were doing a thing on Micheal Flately. Apparently he’s worth $700 million (don’t worry, he’s “staying true” to his roots, they showed him drinking in a Cork pub with the locals like Chicagoans do back home)

Now, to the point, he was showing off his flute collection and George Hamilton said that one of them was worth $80 000! Can someone tell me what this flute does?

And can someone reassure me that Micheal Flately is going straight to hell? :smiling_imp:

PS: Apparently he is planning on building an Irish themed $900 million casino in Las Vegas. It should be getting off the ground in two years.

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I was under the impression that Flatley plays Olwells. Yeah, Pat’s sticks ain’t cheap, but $80K? What did Flatley do, sign it?

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George Hamilton said they were “rare antiques”.
Maybe Mr. Hamilton was lying, he is pretty shifty looking.

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Ugh, I’m going to have nightmares now. :sniffle:

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Thanks a lot! I just puked and ruined my keyboard! :imp:

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Um, what is he supposed to be doing with that pose? Is there a fire hydrant just out of the frame?

R

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Thanks 4 the pic!

I always wondered why Michael never made the national track and field sprint team.
No I know!
With that kind of starting position he would barely clear the blocks when the others crosses the finish line.
:smiley:

/MarcusR

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You know what we should be doing (probably in the whistle forum I imagine)?
Those “make a caption” games where you post a stupid picture and everyone makes funny captions… or we could just open a forum for Mikey Flately pics…

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A caption contest? How droll!

“Grrrrrrr. I’m a tiger. And I’ve lost my contact lenses.”

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OK On The Moor,

Open a thread of Flatley pics, call it what you will, maybe inspired by everyones’s favourite flute pic postings thread “Flute P***”
and we’ll post our pin ups…

Gary the original owner of that jpeg called it “MF Crawling”, where MF presumably means “My Flesh”.

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I keep thinking someone’s got ahold of his leg and is trying to drag him offstage.

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Come closer my little kitten and I’ll let you cuddle my sexy man boobs!

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Thread’s been shuffled over to the whistle board for some more hilarious captions hopefully. I’d still like to know whether anyone has information on Flatley’s extremely expensive flutes.

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That picture reminds me of Spinal Tap’s ‘Smell the Glove’ album cover, but with William Shatner posing for it.

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“And from the Fires of Despond shall come forth the Mighty One,
whose name shall be Flatlor, and he shall walk upon the waters of
Despond also, in a coat very much like Michael Jackson’s, around
about tea-time.”

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I didn’t realise Flatley was in the terminator!

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Those are quite the shoes.

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Not to mention the shoulder pads. Monumental, those.