That’s a loaded statement.
I’m 66% good.
Hmm. 7% evil, and they informed me that I am rather boring, heehee.
Hi, my name is Cuddly Smurf, and I’m 18% evil. :roll:
Good grief… I can’t be the second-most evil person on the board…I’m really a nice girl, I swear!
I wonder if it was the pretty trails of color and posters that moved that did me in…
or maybe it was those trees that chased after me that one night in the mountains…
I am 8% evil.
“I am an Angel. I rarely sin which makes my life pretty boring. But if there is a god he will likely reward me in the afterlife.”
AND
Radioactive Smurf
Aren’t those two things (the good/boring angel thing and the radioactive name) a bit at odds with each other? 
Wow Beth! At least you’re not the only one around here whose life is “boring”.
Sara
The problem is that many of the questions have variable meanings.
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Do you speed while driving? Yes No
Above the sped limit or faster than others -
Do you cut people off? Yes No
I used my turn signal -
Have you ever lied? Yes No
I believe in what I said -
…To your family? Yes No
White lies count? -
Do you curse (swear, cuss, etc)? Yes No
Hell no! (Hell isn’t one of the words is it?)
8 ) …A lot? Yes No
You mean like every other Dang word. (Dang isn’t one of the words is it?)
No, if you scored high on the test you probably just higher standards for what you consider wrong.
67% Evil !!! Woo-Hoo!!!
And I’m officially Very Tall Smurf (although most of us on this forum could probably wear that tag).
Roger
I’m Baaaaad!
A woman’s walking back from shopping and a frog hops up to her and says, “Kiss me and I’ll turn into a physicist!” She picks him up and puts him into her bag.
Back in her apartment, she takes the frog out and tells her roommate, “Look at this!” The frog says, “Kiss me and I’ll turn into a physicist!”
Her roommate asks, “Well, aren’t you gonna kiss him?”
She replies, “Are you kidding? Do you know how much more a talking frog is worth than a physicist?”
19%. And I’m Transparent Smurf. Does that mean I’m clear rather than blue, or does it mean that everyone can see which evil deeds I’ve done? 
Jennie
Thanks, Roger! You’ve bumped me down to third… I’m starting to feel a bit better.
Of course, using I.D.10-t’s standards (does that just look slightly odd, or is it me?), I feel a LOT better because it makes me sound like I have very high moral standards indeed. 
Honesty definitely runs up the score. Have I ever lied to a family member? Not lately, but as an anklebiter I may have passed off the results of errors in judgement on to my younger sib. Stolen from a family member? Yeah, once or twice I poached some change off the old man’s dresser back when I was in grade school. Sold something for more than it was worth? More than it was worth to me, but not to him. (Isn’t that capitalism?) Multiple drug use? Yeah, a brew or two after smoking a doobie. All pretty much standard fare for growing up and exploring the relationships between actions and consequences. I’m not sure what that says about people scoring really low…
Compared to true evil, i.e., pedophilia, genocide, etc., I figure what I’ve done is probably no worse than drinking milk straight from the bottle.
Roger
Oh,yeah, I.D.-10-T is the standard designation for most of the problems that end up on a Tech Help line. Along with “excessive operator headspace” and Violation of the 10% Rule (you have to be at least 10% smarter than the device you are trying to operate)
25% evilness
Chanukah Smurf
All the Best, or should I say Behatzlacha?
Tom
I was just too evil, so I won’t post it 
and I was Naughty Smurf
and btw, amar, that avatar is scary
I just discovered something…if you answer yes to ALL the questions on that evil quiz, you end up being -2 % evil. No WONDER mine was so high
Wow… izz is more evil than me! You must have received the Better Half of our brain from FlyGuy…
I was 68% evil!! can you believe it?
From bar humour to evil smurfs – and all within two posts. This thread has been hijacked, people. Will it ever find its way safely home again??? Only Attila the Smurf knows for sure. HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA!!! 
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Will O’Ban
How’s this for evil? Enter “Adolf HItler” into the Smurf Name Generator and you get back:
BRITNEY SMURF!!!
I’ll try!
A penguin is having trouble with his car, so he takes it to the local garage. The mechanic says it 'll take a half hour to look at it, so the penguin goes to a diner across the street to wait. While he’s there, he gets an ice cream cone. unfortunately, because he has no fingers, he gets the ice cream all over his beak. So he goes back to the garage and the mechanic comes out and says, “Looks like you blew a seal.” The penguin replies, “Nah, it’s just ice cream.”
Who woulda thought they’d see something like that coming out of a 15% evil person?!
Here’s another attempt to get it back home.
There once was a whore at Yale,
whose price was tattooed on her tail,
and on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
she had it embroidered in brail.
There once was a man from Nantucket…
Naaaaaaah, I’ll leave that one alone.