So, you don’t have time to answer a bunch of questions? Don’t worry, this test will only take a few seconds:
http://users.rcn.com/zang.interport/personality.html
Introspective
Sensitive
Reflective
You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your
environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you’d rather
be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with
your friends are very strong, which gives you the inner tranquility and
harmony that you require. You do not mind being alone for extended
periods of time; you rarely become bored.
I can’t play the whistle properly, and I never will and that’s fine. I am still o-kay and people like me. Can’t believe I fell for something as shallow and inane as this personality test. Now, all of you get out, I’ve had enough of your mindless chatter. No, not you, of course.
Sincerly,
Bloomfield
Dull
Stupid
OdiousYou have no personality. Best take a long walk off a short pier. You are a portion of fries short of a Happy Meal. Those around you consider you beneath contempt. Your negative attitude to life is frankly tiring and tedious. Get a grip. You tire quickly of your own company, but not as quickly as everyone else.
Did anyone else get this? I think I clicked the wrong button.
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Whistle is My Weapon of Choice
[ This Message was edited by: Martin Milner on 2002-07-18 09:03 ]
I got that too, at first, Martin. Just clicked again… But I think you deleted the bit about smelly feet and venereal disease.
Dynamic
Active
Extroverted
You are quite willing to accept certain risks and to make a strong committment in exchange for interesting and varied work. Routine, in contrast, tends to have a paralyzing effect on you.
What you like most is to be able to play an active role in events. In doing so, your initiative is highly pronounced.
Let’s have some mighty craic! 
Slainte,
BB
“You have an antisocial and sociopathic personality. You like pretty flowers and puppydogs. You are sure that all the people you know would like to see you dead. You are afraid you might eat innocent fish. You like doilies and high heels. You would like to run for political office”
Is this a good one?
Mike
Down to Earth
Well-Balanced
Harmonious
You value a natural style and love that which is uncomplicated. People admire you because you have both feet planted firmly on the ground and they can depend on you. You give those who are close to you security and space. You are perceived as being warm and human. You reject everything that is garish and trite. You tend to be skeptical toward the whims of fashion trends. For you, clothing has to be practical and unobtrusively elegant.
How fun… did anyone else have a hard time choosing between two of the pics?
Hwyl,
Andrea ~*~
Peaceful
Discreet
Non-Aggressive
You are easy-going yet discreet. You make friends effortlessly, yet enjoy your privacy and independence. You like to get away from it all and be alone from time to time to contemplate the meaning of life and enjoy yourself. You need space, so you escape to beautiful hideaways, but you are not a loner. You are at peace with yourself and the world, and you appreciate life and what this world has to offer.
When watching beautiful dancing women in movies, you focus on the band to see what kind of instruments the musicians are playing.
Wow, that’s me exactly! Who did the test, the Crystal people?
Gary
On 2002-07-18 09:32, aderyn_cyrdd wrote:
How fun… did anyone else have a hard time choosing between two of the pics?
No. For me it was the red-head with the straps, no doubt about it.
Carefree
Playful
Cheerful
You love a free and spontaneous life. And you attempt to enjoy it to the fullest, in accordance with the motto: “You only live once.” You are very curious and open about everything new; you thrive on change. Nothing is worse than when you feel tied down. You experience your environment as being versatile and always good for a surprise.
Sure, that’s me.
Not
Bored
Enough
To
Take
A
Personality
Test
[ This Message was edited by: blackhawk on 2002-07-18 11:23 ]
Introspective
Sensitive
Reflective
You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you’d rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are very strong, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you require. You do not mind being alone for extended periods of time; you rarely become bored.
What the heck. Thats me.
After reading the content of some of the previous posts…
I think I’m hesitant about taking this personality test…
Although I did take one called the Dead Russian Composers Test…
Hilarious…
On 2002-07-18 09:32, aderyn_cyrdd wrote:
… You are perceived as being warm and human.
Okay, I got to thinking about this a bit… it said I was perceived as being warm and human. As opposed to being cold and an alien? Cold and an animal? Cold and a plant?
Hmmm…
Andrea ~*~
You are God
We are not worthy
Increase your thorazine
Hmph. Well, I never. 66% accuracy ain’t bad.
Tony
First I picked the one up to right…
then I picked the one down to left…
Checked out them both (but the down to left first) and must say both are “me”.
Does this mean I´m in trouble… like schizophrenia or something???
Actually several of the descriptions is “me”… do I have a identity crisis???
Oh well.. back to life
/Peter
On 2002-07-18 14:05, Pan wrote: …
Actually several of the descriptions is “me”… do I have a identity crisis???
Oh well.. back to life >
/Peter
Hmm… Does Peter Pan with an identity crisis? Hmmm… Never, never …
but at least …
Enjoy Your Music,
Lee Marsh
[ This Message was edited by: LeeMarsh on 2002-07-18 14:50 ]
In this vein, here’s a “No Nonsense Personality Inventory” that might make you pause. For each item answer" Like me (L), Somewhat like me (S), or Not like me (N):
- I salivate at the sight of mittens.
- At times I’m afraid my toes will fall off
- As an infant, I had very few hobbies.
- Some people look at me.
- I often use the word “feh.”
- Spinach makes me feel alone.
- Sometimes I steal objects like medicine balls and aviaries.
- Cousins are not to be trusted.
- Other people’s warts don’t make me feel self-conscious.
- Sometimes I think someone is trying to take over my stomach.
- I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.
- My teeth sometimes leave my body.
- Recently I have been getting shorter.
- I think I would like the work of a hummingbird.
- I have always been disturbed by the size of Lincoln’s ears.
- Most of the time I go to sleep without saying goodbye.
- It makes me angry to have people bury me.
- Chiclets make me sweat.
- I believe that I smell as good as most people.
- I stay in the bathtub until I look like a raisin.
- Most people vomit out of spite.
- Constantly losing my underwear doesn’t bother me.
- It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I am in a room full of cockroaches.
- I believe that halitosis is better than no breath at all.
- Weeping brings tears to my eyes.
- I like to put chameleons on plaid cloth.
- Some songs make me burp.
- I often dream of Kate Smith.
- I never seem to finish what I
Susan
Gee Susan,
Did you get those from the MMPI? I remember answering some of them just before they gave me the nifty, long-sleeved, white jacket with all of the shiny buckles!!
Neurotically,
Vinny
BTW . . .
What do you do if you take a personality test and find out you haven’t got any?
[ This Message was edited by: Vinny’s evil twin Chester while Vinny was napping on 2002-07-18 15:20 ]
[ This Message was edited by: Vinny on 2002-07-18 15:22 ]