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MarkB
Yawining, …is little like sexual climax
Not in my bed…
Next time you feel a good sneeze coming on just try relaxing every muscle in your body a second before before letting rip. Yeah.
Steve
Bloody sad innit?
Hmmmmmmmmm.
So a sexual climax is a big yawn?
Slan,
D. 
I don’t know. Maybe you guys should work on your fantasizing or something.
YAAAWANNNNN OOO AHH AHH O BA B 
Well! Now I feel much, much better. Here I thought that my wife’s yawning meant that she was thoroughly bored with me. 
Not with MY wife…
Oh, thank heaven!
Yawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawnYawn yawn yawn yawn yawn
It’s like that scene in “When Harry Met Sally”: _I’ll be bored by whatever she’s being bored by.
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Wombat, you must have been asleep (dreaming of what?) in your logic class when your professor discussed the sometimes fallacy of the converse. For example, given that “all birds are animals” does not imply that “all animals are birds”.
So, “a big yawn is like a sexual climax” may or may not imply that “a sexual climax is like a big yawn”. It depends on the context, such as, what video you chose for the evening’s entertainment, in lieu, of course, of an interesting partner.
What was that you said Doug? Er …sorry. Now I’ve discovered what fun yawning can be I’m too busy yawning to concentrate.
Go on. Try the big yawn too. You know you want to.
So what kind of vibrato should be used when yawanning, and should only the consonants or vowels be bent.? Crans, rolls, ect… What should non smokers do at the end? Protocols for newbies?
Okay, we’ve got “yawining”, “yawning”, and “yawanning” so far. Hope I haven’t missed any other variants.
yawning does feel nice, but it doesn’t really do it for me down south. 
What are variants? Are they any in C&F? What do they look like? Are they better than yoannning?
here’s a variant: gähnen
Yanni-ing. There’s a yawn if ever I heard one. 
No consonants at all - more like a vowel-movement.