KEEP YOUR SOCKS ON! HeHeHeHeHE LMAO

From the Globe and Mail today:

Sex tips for women

“Keep your socks on. When Dutch neurologists use brain-scanning to study orgasms in 24 people, they found that both sexes found it easier to have an orgasm when they kept their socks on. A drafty observation room left couples complaining of “literally cold feet,” and providing a pair of socks allowed 80 per cent of subjects to reach climax, compared with the original 50 per cent with bare feet.”

MarkB

I agree, actually.

A drafty observation room? I’m getting a picture of a room with a one way vision window and a couple of folks in white coats with clipboards.

Steve

I’ve heard that painting on a black mustache and wearing black socks can be helpful. :smiley:

I think the mood is shattered or at least subdued the moment your cold male toes touch the ever-sensitive female lower legs. Man, have I heard that “OMIGAWDYOURTOESARESOCOLD” enough times to wanna leave on the argyles… And that’s just climbin’ into bed!

Trade the female for a male, and you don’t have to worry about complaining about cold toes. :stuck_out_tongue:

Or not.

Oh yeah, that reminds me of something more apropos of the other thread.

Though I am not a big activist of things gay and such, wouldn’t it be funny if all of the Tom Cruise interviews about his head-over-heels new love was because he had fallen for some guy???

Ya think it would be on Entertainment Tonight etc etc? Yeah, I know the answer, but it would be just the antidote for this foolishness…

I don’t think Tom Cruise is gay. Scientologists aren’t allowed to be gay. But Rosie O’Donnell used to have a major crush on him… :laughing:

It’s the other way around in our household - I’m the one with the cold feet and it’s my husband who complains (if he’s still awake when I go to bed!)

Tell 'im to cowboy up, Char!

In the lingo, homosexuality is “out-2D” (ie: out of the proper 2nd dynamic expression) and a sign of spiritual corruption.

To explain what that meant further would mean talking more about scientology than I have the stomach for :wink:

I think I have actually heard that term before.

When we lived in a house with a heat pump, I would routinely put my feet on my husband when I got in bed, just to warm them up. Socks would have been kinder, but not as fun.

Y’know, there’s a reason I’m not married anymore.

Roger

Gee Roger, I hope that wasn’t the only reason.

Well, it didn’t help.

R.

It seems to me that men radiate lots of heat. I wonder why that is? It’s good when you’re cold but not good when you’re hot.

Edited to say that this opinion is based on a very small sample.

It might be because they have a larger body mass than women?

Whales hold heat better than butterflies, for example.

Thus explaining the sexual cravings generated by the skimpy t-shirt, panties, and bulky huge sweatsock combo. :wink:

And bringing a new understanding of the phrase “I’m hot.”

Wouldn’t it stand to reason that heavy boots would make it even better?