You tickle her labia.
I learnt that today. I just thought you’d like to know.
When I was a kid we lived next door to a family who owned milk cows. I always wondered what their flaky son was doing out there. I actually thought it was sicker than that, but maybe he really did just need them to pee.
Susan
You know, this thread has really told me more than I ever needed to know…
–James
Between this and Steve’s “exciting news” thread, I’m beginning to miss the political board.
Susan
How do you get the Cow into the pool hall?
Slan,
D. 
At least you have something in common with J-L Picard.
djm
You might need to be retrained sometime.
Scientists who discovered and isolated the cow’s reproductive hormones had to discover a way of obtaining gallons of pee from pregnant cows. That was the technique they used.
Probably most scientific discoveries that do make the news depend on countless less newsworthy discoveries like this.
There’s always plenty of bull in there.
Slan,
D.
You know, before I clicked on this topic I was hoping it wasn’t what I thought it was… I hate being wrong. 
So, how do you make a cow pie on cue?
Maybe this belongs on the cue-T-pie thread …
djm
At one time I had a housemate whose father artificially inseminated cows. My housemate would borrow his Dad’s car and there was always a single big glove in the back seat with a cuff that extended to the shoulder. He probably doesn’t need that any more.
Been there, done that. To this day I still have nightmares about this glove… only, I’m the cow!!! 
Heck, I always loved those to the shoulder gloves. The alternative is …NO GLOVE. Not fun.
I was also partial to -
combined with-
They sure beat a rope or towel or worse case, just your hands, when trying to pull a calf.
Ah, bovines…gotta love 'em… but there’s a lot that I really don’t miss…
I come to read this thread just after watching this week’s episode of Discovery Channel’s Dirty Jobs where Mike Rowe was making cow manure into pots. Quite the process. Very interesting. Very dirty.
I’m also reminded of the episode where his job was to check the herd for pregnancy. With one of those gloves.
One of my high school jobs was collecting urine from the winner and second place finisher at the local horse track. There was no touching involved. We had to wait it out.
I’m so glad I’m a human being 
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Betcha we can make you pee anyway. 
djm
CHINESE WATER TORTURE!!!